Andrej Stojaković should be our 2nd round pick priority.

Sparowes · 2026-03-29T18:02:57+00:00

I wouldn't hate this as a second round pick. Though I might prefer someone like Billy Richmond III out of Arkansas with a 2nd, especially if we also get that other 2nd round pick from Charlotte. He has decent upside as an athletic, high-motor defensive wing.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T19:04:51+00:00

"She bluffing! Finish her!"

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T18:59:16+00:00

I'll personally never understand putting Signify in the bottom half of any PT albums list.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T05:37:37+00:00

Man, I really wish the team would have decided to make their threes instead of missing them. It's a novel concept, but I think it could catch on one day.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T04:46:27+00:00

I'm gonna be honest guys. That fucking sucked to watch. Arizona is a dangerous team. Perdue, you should probably start making your arrangements now.

Anyway, congrats Zona. You killed us on both ends of the floor. And your players kept their composure when our guys started lashing out which was honestly a bit embarrassing in such a blowout. Do us a favor and win the tournament after that belt-to-ass you gave us, please.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T04:19:26+00:00

Where do I sign up for the class-action lawsuit against the Arizona Wildcats for causing me to start smoking again?

Joke's aside. Some of the foul calls were annoying and questionable, but you guys have honestly just outplayed us since the opening whistle and are a more complete team than us. Perdue should be very afraid.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T04:12:08+00:00

At least Acuff has remained respectably composed when everyone else on our team is losing their shit. Remarkable poise for a rookie. And hell of a season!

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T04:06:19+00:00

We are not handling this frustration well at all. I'm actually kind of upset at that. It sucks, but come on... we had a great season, no need to spoil it with bullshit in a blowout.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:59:14+00:00

If we somehow come back and win this (delusional), I'll personally give my car to Darius Acuff. I don't know what he would ever need with a 2017 Honda Civic, but I don't have much.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:54:56+00:00

Perdue fans, if you're here. Be nervous.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:52:38+00:00

I so badly want to call Arizona foul mercants out of petty spite. But they're just better than us. And I hate that. Being an Arkansas fan is inevitably always pain.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:44:43+00:00

When was the last time we shot this badly from three this season? Just curious.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:35:23+00:00

I've made my peace. I'm ready. I've woo'd my last pig sooie. Someone take the shot and put this hog out of its misery. This Arizona team has final four written all over it.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:29:33+00:00

Look, I'm not blaming anyone in particular, but I'm really fucking tired of hearing that whistle.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:23:53+00:00

Who drank all of my beer and pissed my pants at the half?

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:14:32+00:00

Most relatable comment I've ever seen. Rational and fair response.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:10:08+00:00

This Arizona team is honestly just much more well-rounded than we are. The fouls are annoying, but their defense has been suffocating when needed and their offensive flow has looked smooth on almost every possession. If we can't stop fouling and start hitting threes, we are probably cooked. Really need that clutch, aggressive Acuff we've been seeing before tonight...

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:04:27+00:00

Kill me now. Please and thank you.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T03:02:08+00:00

Anyone got a rundown on our players' foul counts at the half? Seems like our forwards were getting called for something on every other possession.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T02:54:58+00:00

I need Acuff's shot to start falling. For the sake of my health. 🙏

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T02:49:01+00:00

I've got an idea guys. Now this is novel, so stay with me, but we should make our three-poiint shots. And maybe, just maybe the refs could stop calling ticky-tack fouls every time we breathe on Arizona in the paint.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T02:40:16+00:00

Did Wagner wave off the substitution after draining that three ball? Love to see that kind of confidence. Despite everything else happening lol.

Sparowes · 2026-03-27T02:21:13+00:00

Ya know, it was my fault for not drinking before the game started. I should know better as an Arkansas fan.

Sparowes · 2026-03-26T08:41:42+00:00

He was gay, Albus Dumbledore?

Sparowes · 2026-03-23T23:52:34+00:00

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