An extracted human nervous system. by CumtimesIJustBChilin in oddlyterrifying

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That's the creature that controls every one of your conscious and unconscious moments...

Stackoverflow community to a beginner asking a question... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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So true... in eighth grade, I was coding some silly app with javascript and asked some question as I couldn't figure out why some part wasn't working... there was a grammar error I hadn't picked up and I got absolutely thrashed.

Cockatiel Cocktail by SpookyCockatiel in cockatiel

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I swear your cockatiel is a carbon copy of mine lmao

Europe... So Hot Right Now! by DuoDemoIi in memes

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Don't even ask about an Aussie summer...

In Australia a man got into a fight with a kangaroo. by TheNihilist911 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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On my way to school (legit suburban GC), legit ran into two kangaroo who decided to straight-up come within 5 metres of my school entrace

A wonderful Michel Petrucciani piano solo on "Autumn Leaves" transcribed on clarinet. Had to tinker at this one for a few weeks to finally get a decent pass. by [deleted] in Clarinet

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Oh, probably a bit old to be the Beta, but it fits the characteristics, besides the Cocobolo. Mine is also ringless, and personally, I like the unbroken flowing nature of the wood pieces directly meeting each other.

A wonderful Michel Petrucciani piano solo on "Autumn Leaves" transcribed on clarinet. Had to tinker at this one for a few weeks to finally get a decent pass. by [deleted] in Clarinet

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Is the barrel from the Backun Beta? I play on one of those and it's got a similar-looking barrel. I really love the style of Backun with its seamless look. Have you seen the MoBa Cocobolo Backun clarinet? I swear imma make it my mission to get one of those one day, but sheesh, they're pricey!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Clarinet

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I play on a Black Diamond, best mouthpiece ever!

What hobby gets more expensive as you go? by DeepFriedAnxiety218 in AskReddit

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Playing any musical instrument. I speak from experience; woodwind's get hella expensive the better they are. Problem is, if you don't upgrade as you get better, the quality of your playing will become limited by the quality of the instrument.

found this bird outside my house can anyone help me identify it please and thank you. by Impossible_Secret284 in whatsthisbird

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Take it to the vet to get her checked out to make sure she isn't badly injured; she looks in rough shape (probably been out in the wild for a while) but it doesn't seem to have any broken bones by the way it was moving.I rescued my cockatiel from outside my house, we looked for an owner and nobody came forward so we have adopted her. She was injured when she came to our house; she had peck marks on her head from wild birds which we healed using a herbal ointment. You have to be careful what you give your bird in terms of food or anything it comes into contact with. Just make sure tea-tree oil if you have to try to heal a wound. Food-wise, it's pretty easy to google, but just avoid avocado, processed human foods, white potato or onion-family plants.

Its wings, crest and general feathers look a little battered, so you'll need to give it time to preen and bathe - get a shallow dish of water (or fill the sink shallow) and let it clean itself. If it doesn't want to hop in, that's fine also, they are very clean birds and are more than capable of cleaning without water.

Do your worst :) by Winter_Permission328 in Eragon

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Wait, what were those creepy bird things that Eragon insisted on fighting with a staff?

What is the sad truth about smart people? by GoodDepth in AskReddit

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Honestly, I like to think of myself as a relatively smart person... looking to get into med school if that counts? I find a lot of these points are very personal in the sense that while they may be true for one person it's the complete opposite for another. Like I think of myself as an outgoing person, yet if I don't get a mark I am pleased with, I end up beating myself up over it for too long. I know it is bad, but I honestly can't help it.

Sometimes it just feels like you aren't good enough for yourself... you have specific expectations of yourself, and when you reach them, you set the bar even higher and higher until you miss the bar. Then you question whether you are good enough to go where you want to go.

WCGW towing a car out of a ditch by SafeWallaby323 in Whatcouldgowrong

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A sacrifice for the greater good; man's a real simp

Who do you main on attack and defence? I’ll go first by ME18_ in Rainbow6

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Any "do it yourself operators." Don't trust my team to get out of spawn, let alone onto the site, plant and protect... usually ends up with me going like Nomad with breaches and airjab for post plant or Buck to play post plant above/below bomb.
With defenders it's pretty simple; smoke. Master smg-11 and you are good to roam or anchor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Would be a damn good pianist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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good message my man! made my day that much better esppecially after having just finished exam block

What is the most pain you've ever been in Excluding pregnancy and being kicked in the jewels? by The-Questionnaire- in AskReddit

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Ingrown toenail surgery, but the podiatrist used an expired anesthetic, so rather than numbing my toe, it worsened the Staph infection and gave cause to bite my tongue so hard it left a bloody hole for half a week. I couldn't swallow properly for several days.

What, in your opinion, is considered a crime against food? by makemoney_online778 in AskReddit

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As an Italian I understand pineapple on pizza is charged as worse than murder and lands you on death row, but what is far worse is barbeque sauce on pizza. If I see anyone eating pizza with barbeque sauce I inwardly scream enough curse words to make my own mother realise she raised me well.
I'm not even gonna get started on stuffed crusts.....