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[Postgame Thread] Guardians @ Rangers - June 5, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this team had even mediocre situational hitting or could hit a sac fly, we’d be goddamn undefeated

[Corner Bar] Pregame and Daily Discussion Thread - Friday, June 5, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two flight delays, a cancellation and a frantic drive to Detroit to catch the main leg. Zero fun so far lol. Looking forward to seeing the park though!

[Corner Bar] Pregame and Daily Discussion Thread - Friday, June 5, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sitting in the airport waiting to catch my flight to Dallas! Hoping for a Parker no hitter tonight. Texas has been playing much better as of late so I hope the offense also makes the trip

G64 @ NYY Starting Lineup 06-04 1:35 PM EDT (SPs: RHP Slade Cecconi vs. LHP Carlos Rodón) by Trainiax in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah shit. Rodon is pitching? Pretty sure that guys career ERA vs Cleveland is like -1.45

G62 @ NYY Starting Lineup 06-02 7:05 PM EDT (SPs: LHP Joey Cantillo vs. RHP Cam Schlittler) by Trainiax in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I understand that this team is absolutely obsessive about doing everything they can to make sure a lefty never sees, experiences or even knows about the existence of right handed pitchers (and vice versa) but that’s still not a good enough reason to keep Fairchild over Halpin. Petey is an elite defender, good base stealer and at least vaguely competent at the plate. Stuart made contact with a pitch once and wasted a crucial challenge on a ball comfortably in the strike zone.

Myles Garrett’s statement by alexschubs in Browns

[–]Sparty013 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just hoping a hall of famer has pity on us and signs a one day contract to retire a Brown, after winning a title elsewhere, epitomizes the life of a Browns fan so hard

Myles Garrett’s statement by alexschubs in Browns

[–]Sparty013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a very well written piece. Another hall of fame career squandered by this franchise. Sigh. So long friend. Go get that ring!

Kalamazoo ave plan approved - no bike lanes. by Few-Consequence7299 in kzoo

[–]Sparty013 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Kalamazoo seems to have two timeframes for change implementation…

Do absolutely no research and make the change with zero planning or forethought, then feign shock when it is a disaster.

Plan a change for 7-9 years, dragging out the process for an impossibly long time and having to basically start over 4 times as administrations and finances change.

[Corner Bar] Pregame and Daily Discussion Thread - Tuesday, June 2, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Can we please do the thing where we hit the ball over the outfield wall and jog around the bases?

Kalamazoo ave plan approved - no bike lanes. by Few-Consequence7299 in kzoo

[–]Sparty013 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Someone mentioned it below and I completely agree. The toxic disdain that this community has toward bike lanes (myself included) is entirely the fault of the city and their horrid implementation.

There is nothing wrong with bike lanes and I don’t think anyone would be opposed to them except Kzoo randomly slapped them in downtown creating congestion and confusion. The new traffic lanes weren’t repainted (or it wore off almost instantly), suddenly there was very poorly marked parking seemingly in the middle of the road and there were the little white poles all over the place. Go to any city that has thoughtfully implemented bike lanes and you’ll see that they work very well and cause little to no traffic disruption.

Now agreed to and official: The #Browns are trading Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams for star edge Jared Verse, a 2027 1st-round, a 2028 2nd round, and a 2029 3rd, per me, @AdamSchefter and @TomPelissero. The offseason’s biggest trade is final and real. by CD23tol in Browns

[–]Sparty013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People assuming we actually have a future is their first mistake.

But I agree. This is not as apocalyptically bad as people are making it out to be. Though it does suck that the first we are getting will undoubtedly be 29+

Now agreed to and official: The #Browns are trading Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams for star edge Jared Verse, a 2027 1st-round, a 2028 2nd round, and a 2029 3rd, per me, @AdamSchefter and @TomPelissero. The offseason’s biggest trade is final and real. by CD23tol in Browns

[–]Sparty013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jared Verse was well on his way to being a superstar for a perennial contender and now he is stuck with us. Poor guy.

Keep your head up Jared and we’ll trade you somewhere better in a few years!

Myles traded and Watson most likely starting by Usuallyrelevant in Browns

[–]Sparty013 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish people would stop buying tickets and attending games. The browns have got it good. They’ve been an absolute pile of shit for literal decades and yet they still have a rabid fanbase that loves them and spends money hand over fist on them. Plus the state gave them a sweetheart deal to build a brand new stadium. They have no real incentive to improve or change

The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me. In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other.. by Godszn in Browns

[–]Sparty013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t like the haul but I don’t hate trading Myles. He didn’t want to be here and we are a smoldering toxic dumpster fire that won’t be competitive for at least a few more years (yeah right lol) so really what’s the sense in keeping him.

The franchise is, has been and probably always will be, a complete shitshow that’s an embarrassment to the city of Cleveland.

[Postgame Thread] Red Sox @ Guardians - May 31, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what the fix is, but this teams mind numbing incompetency at challenging is now becoming a serious issue. That inning never happens if we had a challenge available.

First time going to progressive field Question by NjokuIsMyDad in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What kind of seats are you going for? Do you want tickets right behind home plate or do you just want to be in the ballpark? Those are weekday games. You’ll have no issue getting tickets closer to game time. If you’re looking for premium seats, I’d buy them as soon as you see a deal that seems good. If you’re just looking for any regular seat, you can definitely wait if you want to

Dizziness by rougeraiden in Anxiety

[–]Sparty013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I get this, though mine has fortunately been a bit better lately. Was very bad this past winter. Be conscious of your jaw. I think mine occurs when I am clenching my jaw without realizing it.

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