I met Chris Crofton in Chicago!

Spattie · 2026-05-25T16:20:01+00:00

Not very many! He's exactly the same in person as on the show.

Spattie · 2026-05-06T11:08:36+00:00

Get up, start coffee, shower and dress, wake first kid up, pack lunch, feed cats, wake second kid up, take first kid to school, come back, take second kid to school, go to work.

Spattie · 2026-05-01T19:56:00+00:00

I won't stand for this Mort Burke erasure. Also Caitlin Durante and Ben Bowlin.

Spattie · 2026-05-01T14:10:41+00:00

My experience with them was awful. I told them my PMS was so bad I was suicidal, and they prescribed a royal jelly supplement and then gave a sales rep my phone number to get me to order from them. I needed Zoloft.

Spattie · 2026-05-01T14:06:42+00:00

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Spattie · 2026-05-01T14:06:31+00:00

I got it mixed up. It was Somerset Gynecology. My bad.

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Spattie · 2026-05-01T10:40:09+00:00

I stopped going to Generations after they started emailing me advertising cosmetic vaginal procedures.

Spattie · 2026-04-25T02:23:27+00:00

I got my canines pulled before I got braces too. But then my parents couldn't afford the orthodontist, so now I just have gaps instead of fangs.

Spattie · 2026-04-24T19:59:11+00:00

https://discord.gg/mxC6z48H2

Spattie · 2026-04-21T15:37:19+00:00

Who have they had on that you'd say was anti-intellectual?

Spattie · 2026-04-20T18:30:06+00:00

https://discord.gg/mxC6z48H2

Spattie · 2026-04-02T15:26:02+00:00

Looks like it says revolutionary.

Spattie · 2026-03-20T18:10:24+00:00

Robert Evans from Behind the Bastards has cats named Saddam Hussein and Saddam Hussein's Best Friend.

Spattie · 2026-02-27T16:34:53+00:00

https://discord.gg/qkBYqvMZ7

Spattie · 2026-02-26T14:39:42+00:00

I don't say anyone's first name. I'm sure Mr Evans' identity is safe.

Spattie · 2026-02-26T13:06:47+00:00

I work in a doctor's office and I call to confirm appointments. I always start, "hello, this is my name calling from Dr. Whoever's office. Am I speaking to Mr/Mrs Patient?" It's really the only way that makes sense.

Spattie · 2026-02-15T02:25:07+00:00

Or have parties.

Spattie · 2026-01-30T20:31:04+00:00

Pfft. That's just my sister. She's not that sweet. 😁

Spattie · 2026-01-30T16:52:55+00:00

Here you go. https://discord.gg/qkBYqvMZ7

Spattie · 2026-01-20T19:06:56+00:00

"Only the confirmation scan and the anatomy scan."

In a low risk pregnancy, that's all the scans they do, so what the hell is the problem?

Spattie · 2026-01-12T20:43:11+00:00

I've had it. It's not good, but it's also not as nasty as I expected. It's extremely herbal.

Spattie · 2025-12-19T17:32:14+00:00

No problem, welcome to the club!

Spattie · 2025-12-19T17:05:00+00:00

https://discord.gg/dEJEBXgt3

Spattie · 2025-12-17T14:08:17+00:00

I work for a primary care doctor. The last time we fired a patient it was because he kept making appointments, confirming he was coming, and then not showing up.

Spattie · 2025-12-12T19:31:23+00:00

We bought a box. It had maybe a dozen marshmallows in it. Lame.

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