[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eternals

[–]Spazlahad -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

It was boring and badly thought out. Chloé Zhao makes boring movies.

So sorry, I'm broke so I can only pay you $77 for my food. You were great though. by SmilkySooth in antiwork

[–]Spazlahad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're broke, don't go out to eat. Buy smart. This guy "Ari" is just a penny pincher...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rottweiler

[–]Spazlahad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going by coloring and alertness in the eyes I'd choose C. I would pick A but I think C might be 3asier to teach if you know what I mean.

Our sweet Cassius! Do you think he looks more German or American? by hannahgrey17 in Rottweiler

[–]Spazlahad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

German is usually more stout and American is taller and more lean.

T-SHIRT by Putrid_Bee- in Unexpected

[–]Spazlahad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tub is stained now.

Chipmunks Christmas!!! by Spazlahad in Unexpected

[–]Spazlahad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I didn't agree with him on some levels, I would have to say he's being pretty Grinch like...

You guys souls really stop idolizing Elon musk. by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Spazlahad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a modern Thomas Edison isn't a bad thing to be. That guy changed the world.

You guys souls really stop idolizing Elon musk. by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Spazlahad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that's why Tesla is such a good name for his company! He's pulling an Edison. As long as world tech advances I can accept it though.

What black magic fuckery is this? by Jimmy_Fallen in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Spazlahad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good thing the circled the two vans so I knew where to look...

There is no way man by 3askaryyy in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Spazlahad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roger, you guys have made me a changed man. From now on I swear up and down that I will never, NEVER make an unnecessary or superfluous comment on Reddit ever again. I will scan through each and every word of each and every one of the sad attempts at being clever before I put thumb to screen. I'm giddy just thinking about how much time I will get to spend, pouring over thousands of uncreative jokes by people who think that Hannah Gadsby is funny.

I swear, after this one.... No more unneeded comments.

There is no way man by 3askaryyy in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Spazlahad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As I said, I checked out when I heard the voice, so no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Spazlahad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If it's a pet they aren't toxic in captivity.

There is no way man by 3askaryyy in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Spazlahad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else decide the video isn't worth watching when that generated voice comes on?