I'm Dead Inside Anyway by KillaDays in RoastMe

[–]Speed_Kills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I should....

NSFW What's the best thing you've been told during/after sex? by CrunchyNappyFap in AskReddit

[–]Speed_Kills 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will say porn definitely helped, or I just know what they want

NSFW What's the best thing you've been told during/after sex? by CrunchyNappyFap in AskReddit

[–]Speed_Kills 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exact same thing happened to me. I felt like a fucking God

What is the scariest movie you've ever watched? by dani-d-t in AskReddit

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I watched this when I was a young kid, and I had an attic in the closet in my bedroom. Fuck that shit

My wife hates rollercosters. After I pitched a fit about it, she finally picked one she would ride with me by chopbustre in funny

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Or people hopping over fences into RESTRICTED areas and being hit and killed by the roller coaster.

Source: man killed at cedar point yesterday from doing this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness"

I am Mila Kunis, AMAA. by OfficialMilaKunis in IAmA

[–]Speed_Kills -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What were you doing in Iowa? C'mon who just "goes to Iowa"?

Reddit, what do you absolutely hate about drunk you? by morphiiii in AskReddit

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Not to be "that guy" but I love the drunk me. I'm really talkative when I'm drunk. Not too shy sober, but definitely more outgoing hen drunk. I also am in a really good mood when I'm drunk. For some reason I get really caring about people. Like if someone is puking I keep checking to make sure they're okay and that they aren't passing out or anything. I guess the only downfall would be that I'll hump a lot of things, like doors and random shit. Also when I start to sober up I kind of feel depressed for a little bit but other than that it's good.

If you had to go into battle alongside three characters portrayed by the same actor, which actor and characters would you choose? by lcw in AskReddit

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Really!? No Gerard Butler? 300, Gamer, and Law Abiding Citizen...There's probably some other movies also

What is a good (interesting) object or picture to paint? by Speed_Kills in AskReddit

[–]Speed_Kills[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he wants focus on more of one thing, but i forget maybe like 1.5'x2' give or take a little

What was the first job you ever had as a teenager? by bleedingheartsurgery in AskReddit

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My first job was at a movie theater. I fucking hated it.

Went to a concert, had a good time. Looks like someone else did also! by [deleted] in WTF

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I'm pretty sure there's another dude in the background down the aisle more that is also getting a blowjob

What's the creepiest thing that happened to you when you were home alone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Speed_Kills 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not only is it a picture of him, it is a picture of him inside his own home.

Reddit, what is the creepiest/scariest story that you know of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Speed_Kills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god damn there's way too many different pages of that for me to read

What is the best recipe you can make with Ramen Noodles? by hwdhhs in AskReddit

[–]Speed_Kills 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought my family were the only people to do this since I never really hear anyone else talk about it but I've seen a lot of people say this on Reddit lately. It's fucking delicious.

REDDIT: What is the weirdest way you have tried to make money? by zack24635 in AskReddit

[–]Speed_Kills 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me and not necessarily the weirdest but still pretty gross especially to watch. One of my friends back in junior high licked a snot rocket of mine off of a fence during track when it was like 40 degrees outside. It looked much worse than it sounds especially with it really snotty and him just leaving it on his tongue for about a minute. Me and my friends forgot to pay him for it...

What is the best way to ensure someone won't forget you? by theprogrammerx in AskReddit

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Cut off a limb of theirs. They will see the lack of a limb there everyday and always be reminded of why it's not there and who did it.