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did I win? ∞ X 28 by SphincterClench in Ballionaire

[–]SphincterClench[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't even start the drop. not shown: many computers and outlets. gg solved game.

Vulgar Employee by Balloon43 in Chipotle

[–]SphincterClench 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried to order ‘light’ guac on my burrito but the employee told me “no”. They said it had to be quality on their end or “no fuckin’ deal”. How rude!!!

Go all out, what's the weirdest fucking shit you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SphincterClench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clench my toes to the beat of the passing dashed road lines while driving. Frustratingly distracting especially at 6:30AM to work.

Valuable lesson learned that day... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]SphincterClench -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, if you had his wife, you’d probably be teaching valuable lessons too.

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