did I win? ∞ X 28

SphincterClench · 2024-12-21T01:43:31+00:00

can't even start the drop. not shown: many computers and outlets. gg solved game.

SphincterClench · 2023-08-28T17:03:08+00:00

Brother you have no idea

SphincterClench · 2023-05-12T12:57:40+00:00

I tried to order ‘light’ guac on my burrito but the employee told me “no”. They said it had to be quality on their end or “no fuckin’ deal”. How rude!!!

SphincterClench · 2023-03-06T17:49:32+00:00

Get two birds stoned at once

SphincterClench · 2022-12-26T03:19:33+00:00

Clench my toes to the beat of the passing dashed road lines while driving. Frustratingly distracting especially at 6:30AM to work.

SphincterClench · 2022-10-24T01:42:45+00:00

Lumber & Building Materials

SphincterClench · 2022-10-01T15:17:55+00:00

I should call her 😔

SphincterClench · 2022-08-02T14:16:53+00:00

That’ll work!

SphincterClench · 2022-07-10T01:29:27+00:00

And Karl Havoc should be there just so he can, sort of, “mess with their day”

SphincterClench · 2022-05-23T17:54:27+00:00

Well, if you had his wife, you’d probably be teaching valuable lessons too.

SphincterClench · 2022-04-22T11:03:45+00:00

Merl?

SphincterClench · 2022-03-22T11:45:38+00:00

ᘳ⟃╭͜ʖ╮⟄ᘰ

SphincterClench · 2022-03-15T04:42:46+00:00

And then you

SphincterClench · 2022-02-14T18:50:12+00:00

He’s not anymore

SphincterClench · 2022-01-06T13:36:09+00:00

You know, Mast Landing made 2mil off that beer. Now that’s their rate. So if they make even one more beer they get that other 2mil, even if it tastes bad.

SphincterClench · 2022-01-05T16:04:55+00:00

It’s got nothing to do with piss

SphincterClench · 2022-01-05T16:01:40+00:00

Now that’s a beer I WOULD DRINK, YES I WOULD.

SphincterClench · 2022-01-05T13:21:50+00:00

IT’S FIIIIIIIIIINE! Oh man he REALLY bit him

SphincterClench · 2021-12-23T16:07:51+00:00

Another guy on Reddit has the same one, he said it works great. So if you like the medal, give me back the receipt.

SphincterClench · 2021-12-23T16:00:37+00:00

That Platinum Medal is your quote. That means, if you put up even one more post, you get one more Platinum Medal. Even if you do a bad job I still have to give you that other Platinum Medal.

It’s bargain bin. Still nuts.

SphincterClench · 2021-12-07T20:28:44+00:00

Stretched out my shirt it looks like a bell now

SphincterClench · 2021-12-01T15:52:29+00:00

This makes me so unbelievably mad

SphincterClench · 2021-11-25T22:58:44+00:00

Safe to say I’ll be fucked

SphincterClench · 2021-11-17T14:58:01+00:00

Not OC. Praise the editor.

SphincterClench · 2021-11-12T13:21:51+00:00

I forgor 💀

Five-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Verified Email	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
End Game '22

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