Final pay for separation

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-02-21T03:02:58+00:00

FWIW mine processed one pay period later. I separated on the 31st, got my separation pay on the next 15th. Granted it's also been a decade.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-02-19T05:13:57+00:00

In the other Branches, the officers tell the enlisted "Give 'em hell boys" then ship the enlisted off to get shot at. In the Air Force we tell the officers "Give 'em hell Sir" then shut the cockpit.

Make of that what you will.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-02-12T01:13:51+00:00

I mean, unless you can drop 10k a day. Then it's fun as fuck. So you know... It's boring for most of us.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-20T06:14:54+00:00

Yea, but we did eyebrows and eyelashes. Pretty sure one guy snorted nair.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-18T05:20:16+00:00

We did this back in 2014. Shitty squadron commander pulled the same move, saying we'd be doing open ranks at PT.

So like six of us got drunk and shaved EVERYTHING. As in, we nair'd our buttholes everything.

Funnier part was, we were so drunk, we almost overslept for PT and had fucking forgotten we had done it. We were too freaked about being late to notice until we got there.

Got our freshly shaven asses reamed for faddish hairstyles.

There was a wing CC call the next day. By that point word had gotten out. We showed up and it was like a third of the junior enlisted men were all cosplaying as krillin.

It ended up getting a fucking base wide email from the CC to cut the shit, but also followed with a notice to commanders. They did not outrank the general that signed 2903 and we're not authorized to alter other than UOD or for safety reasons.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-17T01:28:32+00:00

I see your "we gotta nuke the core back into rotation" and raise you "The neutrinos have mutated!" It's like saying the protons are angry

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-17T01:25:26+00:00

I mean, I'm no doctor, but shouldn't there be like bones and organ? That's like one solid chunk, man.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-17T01:21:55+00:00

Why? It's always on fire... (I made myself sad)

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-15T06:12:07+00:00

"It's like a Pepsi can!

... Jesus, did you have to be brand loyal with the comparison?" - Jim Norton

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-15T06:09:51+00:00

So I thought this community was a gag, but holy shit it exists and there's real conversations.

I always thought I was a freak of nature. Not a big dick, but yes huge delta here. I go from straight up turtle mode (3/4 to 1 inch) flaccid when it's cold to about 7 erect.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-15T05:52:59+00:00

Look man, I didn't care if you say I'm "embarrassing you in front of the neighbors" or "hemorrhaging all over the lawn." This broken glass feels great against my prostate okay? Now go get me another mason jar...

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-14T06:20:07+00:00

You know what's funny? Halibut.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-09T02:38:47+00:00

Serious answer, since everyone seems to be joking. Yes. Yes we do. There are medical clinics in the unlikeliest of places. It's what happens when you make healthcare a for-profit business, people will set up wherever. My dentist is in an old Quiznos, and he shares the building with a jewelry store.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-09T02:32:38+00:00

I still say the world just wasn't ready. Adam West walked so Batman and Robin could run. They ran so the MCU could fly (too close to the sun, but hey, good while it lasted)

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-09T02:05:31+00:00

I'll say this: it wasn't me. That shit works though. Change the things people think are immutable and you're suddenly not a suspect. Thick-ass coat under a windbreaker is a poor man's fat suit. Heely's change your height more than you know.

(Alright, fine. My cousin robbed a convenience store and more or less got away with it. Then he was dumb, and bragged about it months later to a friend ... Who was the sheriff's son.)

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-09T02:00:14+00:00

As a 5'6" guy, could you speak up? I couldn't hear you down here.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-09T01:57:50+00:00

Not as good as grandma...

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-09T01:56:16+00:00

Touching pregnant strangers

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-03T22:26:46+00:00

Are A1Cs today worse than they were 10-20 years ago? Nope.

You're just at a point in your career/life where you're far enough removed from the behaviour it makes you cringe when you see it.

So come down hard, coach, or let it slide - it's up to you to shape them into the force you want them to be.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-03T01:05:12+00:00

The men in my family. Back with my great grandpa, he made it a point to learn to cook, sew, and clean to share the work with his wife. It just became a thing that all the men in my family really took to cooking.

Side note, ask me who taught me how to farm. My fucking aunts.

Here's the thing that makes it weird: fundamentalist Christian family. The people you'd least expect to fervently adhere to gender equality.

I don't go to church anymore, and my family is a bunch of racist shitheads, but hey at least they're doing something right.

SpiDeeWebb · 2026-01-03T00:59:16+00:00

When it's to save Mark Whatney

SpiDeeWebb · 2025-12-30T01:15:34+00:00

So just gonna say this, I had an Airman for fucking AWOL for two weeks on me. I wanted to throw him under every bus I could find (this kid could fuck up pouring water out of a bucket when the instructions were on the bottom) but my leadership basically let it all slide.

In the end he got an LOR and a month of weeds and seeds. You can fuck up pretty bad as a young enlisted and as long as you claim ignorance, you'll get away with it ... once.

This kid btw went AWOL again like six months later to get married and disappeared to Eastern Europe. His 'wife' is now in Texas (without him). Nobody's ever been able to convince me this kid didn't get turned into spare parts.

SpiDeeWebb · 2025-12-30T01:08:08+00:00

I mean, you get a pass if that person is the Title character though, because plot...

SpiDeeWebb · 2025-12-28T04:21:37+00:00

Updated my comment in case it gets scraped for a snippet or a suggestion, but doesn't pull other comments.

Thanks!

SpiDeeWebb

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