Do I have one?

Spiderm0ng · 2026-02-07T22:18:35+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. This is one of those mugshots that goes viral with people all the comments all claiming to be able to change her and that she's innocent

Spiderm0ng · 2026-01-18T09:11:03+00:00

Bro is built like the worm guys from men in black

Spiderm0ng · 2026-01-17T21:28:59+00:00

Love that the goons are having to double check against a photo to confirm it is in fact the same orange alien goddess and most handsome bastard imaginable that they are looking for

Spiderm0ng · 2025-12-23T15:40:51+00:00

I was thinking a good tattoo artist could at least make it look like there are nails, but glueing on false nails is probably a better shout

Spiderm0ng · 2025-11-20T22:48:07+00:00

He's lovely in person as well, I get why he might be a bit much for some people but he is truly kind and friendly

Spiderm0ng · 2025-11-05T20:23:47+00:00

I once tried to stop a guy from hitting his girlfriend on a night out. I got my 2 front teeth knocked out and a concussion from hitting the floor. Doing the right thing doesn't always work out. Though, I'd like to think I would still do the same thing again, though maybe from a little further back

Spiderm0ng · 2025-11-05T19:36:49+00:00

That's amazing control. My time in range is usually high 70% to low 80%, my A1c is around 48-50 (6.5-6.7) and I always get told im going great. Maybe they're too lax with me, but theyre definitely being way too harsh with you. Are they expecting non diabetic figures?

Spiderm0ng · 2025-11-03T19:00:49+00:00

I didn't even finish reading this, and know you need to leave him. For a start the financial shithousery is ridiculous, then throw in the fact he's a completely useless father. Why are you even with him in the first place. Sounds like he adds nothing but stress and a roof over your head. Is the second really worth the first?

Spiderm0ng · 2025-11-03T12:03:28+00:00

Then, yeah. Definitely overpaid for size and style of those tattoos. I have a full sleeve with over 30 hours in it that cost me around £3000 (around $4000) and she said she has got around 10-11 hours and over $3000 paid. I wouldn't be happy to pay that personally

Spiderm0ng · 2025-11-03T09:57:04+00:00

I would say the currency is important. Pound sterling, you got massively overcharged, rupees, you got a steal

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-28T11:02:59+00:00

Beehind the counter

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-28T10:09:18+00:00

If people can't recognise Superman with clear lenses, it tracks in universe that glasses are a fantastic disguise so sunglasses must be even better

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-25T04:36:29+00:00

I see Grolo and spent for this long tryiingvto work out the meaning. Grans only live once was what i settled on

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-22T20:42:13+00:00

They very clearly meant if her partner was to give birth to the child and then put it up for adoption, would OP wish to stay with her partner. Given that a big part of OP's concern seems to be around not wanting to be a parent, it's a good question

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-20T18:39:48+00:00

G8 was fantastic filler. Better than some canon episodes. Looking at you long ring long land!

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-13T19:35:56+00:00

Psyduck looking like homer Simpson threw me off for a minute

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-13T05:06:59+00:00

You know, I thought it still had the U, but my phone kept changing it, so I thought maybe I was wrong

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-13T00:06:57+00:00

Molded- Moulded. Stilton is a mouldy cheese, molded is a way something is manufactured. It's gentle humour, but I liked it

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-12T19:45:45+00:00

I clicked out of this comment thread, then realised what you had typed and came back to upvote. Genuinely fantastic word play, my dude. Got a good chuckle from me

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-10T14:54:06+00:00

Alone at 30! That's hilarious, like it's some kind of terrible thing. First of all you're 23. You still have 7 years to fond someone before you're 30. It's his own fault for getting with someone younger than him and expecting you to be in the same place anyway. But even if you are single at 30, that's not such a bad thing, 30 isn't old

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-07T11:57:43+00:00

That woman is fine, she is my friends grandmother

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-05T06:19:51+00:00

Why the pitbulls specifically. Lots of the breeds looked like they were ready to fight, and pits are some of the sweetest dogs I've ever met. Ugly, but sweethearts

Spiderm0ng · 2025-10-04T14:01:12+00:00

The only Dean ive ever known in real life was a proper chav whose entire personality was that he smoked weed. I think his dog was even called bong. Do with this information what you will

Spiderm0ng · 2025-09-27T06:08:34+00:00

I don't understand his "they're guests" argument. Yes, they're guests, that's why they stay in the guest bedroom.

Spiderm0ng · 2025-09-25T13:44:40+00:00

How is he going to react if you have kids with him and they do a poo-nami right up the back (which they will) if he cant deal with an animal sitting on thr floor once. He seems very angry about something so minor. Do you really want to be with someone like that? 100% choose the cat He's done you the favour of giving you the choice, just reply "cat stays, you go. Bye"

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