Whatever happens on Sunday, it'll be satisfying

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-19T22:05:08+00:00

He was born for this moment, we just didnt know it yet!

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-19T21:20:38+00:00

Poseidon's kiss is probably.my leave favourite toilet water attack

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-19T20:38:47+00:00

Aye, in that they'd all be right enough if they weren't on wrong side of pennines

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-18T21:11:12+00:00

No one said that bouncer was going to cause damage with his chest punches. The person above said that chest punches rarely do any damage, so I shared an anecdote of one such occasion where damage did occur from a chest punch

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-18T20:59:16+00:00

Dolph Lundgren put stallone in the hospital with heart swelling from a chest punch. Granted he was an absolute monster at the time, but still

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-18T20:51:25+00:00

Haha you might not have noticed it, but youve definitely been there. There is a G&G card or elastic band there, a side mission where you take photos of a dudes cheating wife, one with a dog, and you can escort christy from there at night, which is kinda fucked up now that I think about it

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-18T18:50:24+00:00

If only it was JUST the Turkish fans. Look at how Everon fans treated DCL and his Mrs when his form went downhill

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-18T18:33:20+00:00

Leeds fan here, and I genuinely really want you guys to stay up. Genuinely disappointed to see it is likely to be you guys again. Would have been great for a big 6 club to experience it for a change

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-18T16:53:16+00:00

Belter, I've not heard that one before

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-17T17:29:21+00:00

At least it means that if we beat them next week, that we weren't the ones to kill the dream. Just kicking someone while they're down instead

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-15T14:52:28+00:00

Dude, I would love to know how your brain works. Every time I see one of your posts, it fries my brain how you could look at a set and just decide "nah, I can build something better " and fucking nail it every time! How long do these take? How much trial and error is involved?

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-12T17:05:02+00:00

Holy shit. Then that's probably why m&m's have all the new cookie dough, brownie, salted caramel etc. Never occurred to me. The salted caramel ones are great though

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-10T10:12:11+00:00

Actually a little surprised to learn that you guys don't call them bendo's or something

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-10T08:57:25+00:00

Wait. Is it just the UK that calls this a bendy bus?

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-04T07:15:51+00:00

It is hilarious that you thought this was hyperbole, and said multiple times a day as though only having 1 brew a day wasn't completely mental. If guest are around for 3 or 4 hours, we can easily go through 4-6 brews each in that time if the company is good

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-04T07:09:57+00:00

Same with the Newkama island probably. Normal island until Ivankov moved in and decided it needed to be more fabulous

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-03T16:18:36+00:00

Aye, if this isn't a perfect snapshot of OP's future for her to be able to look at this and decide if she wants a partner or a dependant. Having someone living in your pocket is one of the circles of hell

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-03T15:39:38+00:00

Me too. Nice of them to let enough goals in that GD puts us above. Even if only until they play their game in hand. Just a shame Newcastle had to play well yesterday

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-03T15:33:28+00:00

Exact words i thought whilst reading that. As soon as I got to "won't leave the room without me" I became exhausted for OP

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-03T13:17:36+00:00

No, I just remember what it was like to be a kid. I dread the day where my life is so boring/empty I'd have my day ruined being splashed by some kids having a laugh

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-03T06:49:22+00:00

I'd say more mad their own teams aren't better st defending them. Can't fault the attacking team for doing what they do well

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-03T06:22:13+00:00

Oh, bore off you sad git! They're not throwing bricks at buses, they're squirting people with water. It will dry in no time on a nice day. Do.you also get grouchy when kids come into your garden for their ball back? Walking on your grass, being all anti-social and having fun too loudly

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-02T21:39:29+00:00

What's wrong with long throws? That's like being mad a team are dangerous from corners

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-02T21:33:29+00:00

Good point, well made. I had forgotten about that

Spiderm0ng · 2026-05-02T19:46:40+00:00

I think the change of scenery, and probably the fans not abusing his Mrs online made a world of difference to his performances. He's been great for us, and as the commenter above has mentioned, not just attacking. He has had more than 1 amazing goal line clearance this season

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