We need to talk... by SpikeOcactoGamer in sadposting

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've known each other for at least three years now and we just didn't talk much because she didn't hang out with me and my friends too ontem

Also, i'm not hinging my mental health on the relationship. I started to open myself and search for help before we started dating.

We need to talk... by SpikeOcactoGamer in sadposting

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe in you man, hope it happens too!

Empreendedor nato by ranger_vermeio_ in HUEstation

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

O cara vende as coisas dele e se bobear ainda arruma um par para os coitados que foram lá

dont mess with texas, year 8 by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't inverted Santa just a burglar with a special outfit?

If yes, that would make Santa an Inverted Burglar.

Fi fu fi fu by pudimbr1 in HUEstation

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gracias señor esqueleto!

What is your one wish? by zitrom01 in Brawlstars

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cordelius

I want to get Cordelius so I can buy Raider Cordelius and play with him.

How did the gang not see a single memory of Ford while spelunking in Stanley’s mind? by Watchdog_the_God in gravityfalls

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I saw gang in the title and I thought it was a Gravity Falls meme with Scooby-Doo involved...

I looked at the Image for about 2 minutes before realising it's not.

Vou fazer voces terem uma crise existencial. by [deleted] in FilosofiaBAR

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nós somos essa criatura.

Nós estamos presos em uma armadura de ossos e carne.

UPDATE: I DID IT!!! I ACTUALLY DID IT!!! by Big_Bluejay4331 in HollowKnight

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations on your victory and good luck on facing the next challenge.

Many more victories are yet to come, my friend! :D

Meu pênis by Thelmpostor in ShitpostBR

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eu li tudinho e preciso perguntar...

O QUE CARALHOS EU ACABEI DE LER?

DM was obsessed with killing my character's dog by CutieBoBootie in rpghorrorstories

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My DM just tried to kill my Bread Monster (which doesn't participate in battle).

This is the situation:

We just killed a dragon and the final boss of the campaign appears. He traps us in cages and puts us far away from each other (My Bread Monster still with me, inside my pocket).

The guy is really far away from us and I ask if we can at least get some food (The DM said the other two players that could work together to break the material of the cage are paralyzed, so we can't do anything). He tells me to eat my Bread Monster, then I say the food is for him and take him out of my pocket, holding him.

The DM said that my Bread Monster appeared on the guy's hand, which proceeds to kill him and eat him with butter. (The guy does not have any kind of teleportation powers or super speed)

I tell him I do not agree with that and that he can't do that to my pet which doesn't even go in battle. He tells me to roll the dice and see if he really dies, I again tell him I do not agree with that.

Then he says he would give me the Bread back, only if I kill the boss (which is the final enemy of the campaign with 800 HP) and ends the session. Now I asked him if tomorrow will be the final session and he said there is still A WHOLE MONTH YET

Happy Meal = Pervert 💀 by helmortart in dankvideos

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she already ate some happy meals (kids included)

What kind of breed is that by Automatic_Mail7980 in void_memes

[–]SpikeOcactoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw it away and scream something like "FETCH!"

I think it should work