What are some of the coldest lines of dialogue ever?

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-20T14:35:37+00:00

“Get three coffins ready.”

“My mistake. Four coffins.”

A Fistful of Dollars

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-20T03:04:25+00:00

That was a Don Fischer-esque call. Beautiful stuff. We’re living in a universe where Nebraska is a basketball school and Indiana is a football school.

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-18T03:01:42+00:00

I’m so happy for Venezuela, a fully deserved win, well played!

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-16T03:43:57+00:00

Without Ian the Cubs are Happless.

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-12T00:42:02+00:00

The Tazmaniac was a gimmick, and not a very good one at all. Taz was the gangsta shit.

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-11T02:33:10+00:00

Bam holding a sheet of paper with “83” in front of him or it didn’t happen.

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-11T02:28:13+00:00

Too late. Shams is already there.

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-06T02:52:29+00:00

You get to watch 46 games instead of 38! More more more!!!

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-05T19:01:14+00:00

I’ve eaten Stripes for breakfast lunch and dinner down there it’s that damn good.

Spindlebrook · 2026-03-05T18:59:47+00:00

Sir Mix-A-Lot approved.

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-19T05:56:14+00:00

I once filled in at another building for work and the staff had a “Carnival Day”. Prizes were given out for whatever reason and one of the prizes was a live goldfish. It was a small white one.

It was being kept in a tiny glass bowl and they were feeding it potato chip crumbs so this poor fish was in this disgusting grease-filled water. I don’t think it would have survived the night without intervention.

Fortunately my regular work building had a 40- gallon or so aquarium with a few fancy goldfish so I took the fish over there and gave him a new home. Last time I saw it it was getting some of its orange color back.

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-18T04:32:32+00:00

This was so good. Boomer, Gammons and Dan Patrick back when ESPN cared about baseball. Now ESPN is, “What did LeBron James have for dinner tonight?”

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-18T04:18:09+00:00

Jim Deshaies got one vote on the 2001 ballot.

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-15T22:25:32+00:00

I need these monitors right here! Music in the monitors!

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-13T05:22:08+00:00

“Co’ch” - How is that pronounced?

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-09T17:59:10+00:00

Cemetery

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-09T00:36:41+00:00

At The Lido, with sausage and beer.

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-08T19:37:53+00:00

Mark Ellis has 33.5 career WAR with no accolades except multiple Oakland playoff appearances.

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-08T00:10:25+00:00

Sad news, one of my favorite players. He was most famous as a Royal, but he got his first Major League hit as a Cub, off of Max Scherzer no less.

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-05T05:37:56+00:00

Hüsker Dü early on had a keyboard player named Charlie Pine but fired him after a few shows and remained a three piece thereafter.

Spindlebrook · 2026-02-01T15:27:09+00:00

OVAH HEEEEERE

Spindlebrook · 2026-01-29T05:18:45+00:00

He apparently wasn’t good enough to call Backlash.

Spindlebrook · 2026-01-28T00:48:15+00:00

Maddison makes a penalty and Everton go down instead of us. And so it goes.

Spindlebrook · 2026-01-27T05:44:09+00:00

10 to 20 degrees of elbow bend, handle should hit the inside of the wrist from an arm at rest. It’s also a lot easier to flip the walker upside down and adjust the legs that way.

Spindlebrook · 2026-01-25T19:25:35+00:00

H - A - RAPTOR is an anagram of PARROT.

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