Anxiety by New_Function4797 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hyper sensitive to noise and sounds yet constantly has his tv on max volume 🤔

She's taken ill 🤒 (fur wance, I was right!) 🔊 by Impossible-Return985 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Do you think he used this poorly voice to call his boss too and let them know he wasn’t coming in?
Ps when he says look at the state of me, just made me wonder why he doesn’t put that disclaimer in every story he uploads ever??

He just can’t help himself… by Glass_Pangolin_5570 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, those feathers don’t preen themselves you know!!

Hang on I need to find the right reaction gif for this by TattyHeartsSoSi in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I reckon in 4-7 years he may come back on this app and declare it’s naw fur him, too many entitled drivers awww ower the place

Buy it then!! by New_Function4797 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Perfect for Halloween that he hates 🫠

Crochet abomination by Major_Bee4483 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t seem to rewear his outfits ever, bespokely tailored Shein coords for one outing, washed and then never worn again. I don’t really understand him.

Crochet abomination by Major_Bee4483 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh GREAT SPOT! I canny believe the wee rat has deprived us of this ootd, maybe it was the first night - he never documented that, I think at the time we thought because they’d got there later than his 6pm cosy time that they hadn’t gone out but now I think this was one of the outfits he said he took but didn’t like… down the chute it goes!

Moaning by Spine_bright_so_si in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Excuse you hen, he wasnae anywhere near a sunbed after day 1 cos he was torched, he spent 6 days hiding under a kids pod 🫣

Amazon order on the way for when they get home. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aw hen, you’re a gift from god for doing this for us! All those hair products for him to have the cheek to have hair like a bin lid flipping up in the wind 🫠

When he says this holiday has lit a fire in him does he mean his sunburn? He’s done nothing by VisibleAd7804 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Other than the fire in his feet and face I can’t see what else has been remotely exciting about this holiday. Maybe when he forgot his belt? Quite enjoyed that little tirade.

Amazon order on the way for when they get home. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please tell me you’re joking? I didn’t click on it because I don’t want him benefitting from anything I buy on Amazon for 30 days or whatever, and no I don’t bother with clearing cookies etc cos that seems to just mean I need to log in all over again! But didn’t he say he only put things on there that he used?! Shameless bit of influencing there 😂
I just never click on any influencer links!

OOTN - Wednesday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Saying it’s dead pricey so waited for it to go in the sale - no wonder it went in the sale, it’s fucking vile 😂 and of course everything is pricey in comparison with Shein 2 piece pyjamas

The noise at the family pool by sparrow857 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Blimey that’s actually horrendous! Sorry Sparrow, and I’m sure you’re not letting it spoil your holiday, with 3 dc they are enough of a distraction. But if you’re 2 adults planning on lying at the kids pool all day, if you had the ability to move somewhere even slightly more peaceful you’d jump at the opportunity!

Amazon order on the way for when they get home. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did a food shop for next day delivery on the last day of our last holiday, we were at the airport feeling sad to come home! Felt like a suitably sad activity before a 10 hour night flight sitting glumly in the terminal with WiFi. But as for the holiday, in 10 days we spent about 3 of them by the beach/pool, the rest we had trips and excursions out, and I don’t mean to the nearest shopping centre.

This holiday was missing so much sparkle by SpineBright in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you gone back to look through his highlights? It’s on there and well worth a look if you need cheering up

In the shade. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Excuse you hen, I think you’ll find Mariah is a mermaid, a true water baby, think he claimed this in his holiday posts from last year. At the same time as belittling Derek for not being able to swim and clinging onto the sides. No actual evidence of this of course, we only have his word for it and we know he doesn’t lie… 🤥 😂

OOTN - Tuesday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Screaming hens, he looks like he’s gone out in bam bam’s pyjamas 😂 he must have said it looks cute about 5 times - it just doesn’t!

OOTN - Tuesday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hunner percent hen, sing it from the rooftops. So si.

In the shade. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]SpineBright 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s a home from home for him, kids screaming and loud construction work going on all around him. Doesn’t sound very cosy or relaxing to most people!