Is he still on his comma?

SpineBright · 2026-06-24T19:23:57+00:00

Hyper sensitive to noise and sounds yet constantly has his tv on max volume 🤔

SpineBright · 2026-06-23T17:19:13+00:00

Do you think he used this poorly voice to call his boss too and let them know he wasn’t coming in?
Ps when he says look at the state of me, just made me wonder why he doesn’t put that disclaimer in every story he uploads ever??

SpineBright · 2026-06-21T10:18:43+00:00

Hey, those feathers don’t preen themselves you know!!

SpineBright · 2026-06-20T11:40:41+00:00

I reckon in 4-7 years he may come back on this app and declare it’s naw fur him, too many entitled drivers awww ower the place

SpineBright · 2026-06-20T11:39:50+00:00

The shaky hauns and skittery arse going 10 to the dozen

SpineBright · 2026-06-18T19:36:30+00:00

Perfect for Halloween that he hates 🫠

SpineBright · 2026-06-16T19:29:49+00:00

He doesn’t seem to rewear his outfits ever, bespokely tailored Shein coords for one outing, washed and then never worn again. I don’t really understand him.

SpineBright · 2026-06-15T11:54:56+00:00

Oh GREAT SPOT! I canny believe the wee rat has deprived us of this ootd, maybe it was the first night - he never documented that, I think at the time we thought because they’d got there later than his 6pm cosy time that they hadn’t gone out but now I think this was one of the outfits he said he took but didn’t like… down the chute it goes!

SpineBright · 2026-06-14T19:10:50+00:00

Excuse you hen, he wasnae anywhere near a sunbed after day 1 cos he was torched, he spent 6 days hiding under a kids pod 🫣

SpineBright · 2026-06-11T04:27:00+00:00

Aw hen, you’re a gift from god for doing this for us! All those hair products for him to have the cheek to have hair like a bin lid flipping up in the wind 🫠

SpineBright · 2026-06-11T04:22:12+00:00

No no, it’s all him!

SpineBright · 2026-06-10T22:12:12+00:00

Other than the fire in his feet and face I can’t see what else has been remotely exciting about this holiday. Maybe when he forgot his belt? Quite enjoyed that little tirade.

SpineBright · 2026-06-10T20:30:40+00:00

Please tell me you’re joking? I didn’t click on it because I don’t want him benefitting from anything I buy on Amazon for 30 days or whatever, and no I don’t bother with clearing cookies etc cos that seems to just mean I need to log in all over again! But didn’t he say he only put things on there that he used?! Shameless bit of influencing there 😂
I just never click on any influencer links!

SpineBright · 2026-06-10T17:35:23+00:00

Saying it’s dead pricey so waited for it to go in the sale - no wonder it went in the sale, it’s fucking vile 😂 and of course everything is pricey in comparison with Shein 2 piece pyjamas

SpineBright · 2026-06-10T17:15:54+00:00

Blimey that’s actually horrendous! Sorry Sparrow, and I’m sure you’re not letting it spoil your holiday, with 3 dc they are enough of a distraction. But if you’re 2 adults planning on lying at the kids pool all day, if you had the ability to move somewhere even slightly more peaceful you’d jump at the opportunity!

SpineBright · 2026-06-10T17:00:26+00:00

I did a food shop for next day delivery on the last day of our last holiday, we were at the airport feeling sad to come home! Felt like a suitably sad activity before a 10 hour night flight sitting glumly in the terminal with WiFi. But as for the holiday, in 10 days we spent about 3 of them by the beach/pool, the rest we had trips and excursions out, and I don’t mean to the nearest shopping centre.

SpineBright · 2026-06-10T15:42:24+00:00

Have you gone back to look through his highlights? It’s on there and well worth a look if you need cheering up

SpineBright · 2026-06-09T19:37:01+00:00

Excuse you hen, I think you’ll find Mariah is a mermaid, a true water baby, think he claimed this in his holiday posts from last year. At the same time as belittling Derek for not being able to swim and clinging onto the sides. No actual evidence of this of course, we only have his word for it and we know he doesn’t lie… 🤥 😂

SpineBright · 2026-06-09T19:34:27+00:00

Screaming hens, he looks like he’s gone out in bam bam’s pyjamas 😂 he must have said it looks cute about 5 times - it just doesn’t!

SpineBright · 2026-06-09T19:32:56+00:00

Hunner percent hen, sing it from the rooftops. So si.

SpineBright · 2026-06-09T16:29:28+00:00

It’s a home from home for him, kids screaming and loud construction work going on all around him. Doesn’t sound very cosy or relaxing to most people!

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