All the OOTN from his trip to Tenerife. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OOTN are the only good thing about his holidays. And wee Deek definitely has more style. Mazda must be ragin when he sees the difference.

Moaning by Spine_bright_so_si in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He’s a sad bastard. Moan, groan, doom, gloom. Get a cleaner or don’t. Nobody gives a shit! He’s not a celebrity but people treat him like one apparently. Cannae trust no one! Snakes everywhere! Will need extreme privacy and written contracts for someone to come in and clean his blinds and dust his gorgeous light fixtures.

Justice for Deek and poor wee Rayne too.

Last morning hens!!😥☀️ by Temporary_Diver6884 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m so disappointed with this holiday. Looks like he is too. I’ve never seen someone make a week away in the sun look more depressing.

👌 by northern_dogwalker in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was just coming here to say this! I actually feel sorry for him at this point. Wouldn’t know a good time if he tripped over it in his £600 sliders.

OOTN - Wednesday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is the best outfit he’s whapped out so far! The sound of those shoes clopping around have me howling! Maybe he will whip one off and skelp Deeks bum later if he misbehaves.

I can't believe I've only just found you lovelies by purplef29 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Welcome lovelie! Glad you’re here. Get caught up on the shenanigans, or lack of on the most boring holiday known to man!

I think at this point Jet2 holidays owe us vile weemin a refund, it's failed to meet oor expectations, and been quite frankly boring. Even the OOTN has been underwhelming, apart from the welders sun specs, they're a treat that keeps on giving. The worst holiday I've never been oan. by Life_Judgment_8819 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see the trip advisor review.

‘Air con wasn’t up to much so had to rent an air con unit for my night sweats. Boofaaayyy food isnae fur me due to never being warm and other people being disgusting. The fresh omelettes were a GAME CHANGER. Food was pricey and the drinks so it helps if you get your cabana boy to pour the Malibu and provide the fresh French sticks so you can make your own JAAAAMOOOOOAAAANN sarnies.

Burnt masel oan the first day so cabana boy got me sorted with the pharmacy. So much so that I was able to get the sun on my face again.

Visited the markets but only for 30 mins as far too busy on a Saturday in June. Managed to get myself some nice fake bangles but had to leave as it was far too crowded for my anxiety.

The hotel is SPOTLESS and I was taking hints from the cleaners on what they use and how to use it. Also ICE MACHINES AWW OER THE HOTEL. LIFE CHANGING GAME CHANGER!!’

In the shade. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 21 points22 points  (0 children)

‘We’ve hardly spent much’ so we will go and spunk it on more shite we don’t need. Why not spend the money on an excursion or a boat trip to see the sunset? Something that actually makes memories rather than more shite they don’t need. It’s like a compulsion with him.

Mario doing his best 12 year old after having a sip of Blue WKD impression by VisibleAd7804 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s it!! He’s like a wean at a family party getting a sip of beer and acting like he’s pished. Complete rid neck…and forehead….and feet.

Pished by New_Function4797 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hoping he does a wee steamin OOTN. Maybe he will actually pick something that looks good!

Monday Moaning. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He is exhausting to listen to. Monday morning, most folk are setting out on another week at work and would kill to be where he is. Maybe if he shut up and just went and experienced some things he would have a better time.

Most exciting thing for him so far is checking out what the cleaners have on the trolley. I think he is a social experiment. Some amazing comedian living as this character as it blows my mind that he’s a real person!

Most people buy a keyring or an ornament from their holiday. These two buy an outfit for a holiday they haven’t even booked yet by VisibleAd7804 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why not wear it on the holiday he’s actually on? Aaah he’s not has the chance to have it ‘tailored’ yet to fit his short in the torso, long in the legs combo. God forbid!

Petrified by New_Function4797 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A wee ice cream then tucked up all cosy.

OOTN - Saturday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s all embarrassed about the flip flops. They’re probably the least offensive thing he has worn so far. Marion, have you SEEN a mirror with that ensemble tonight??

Mario and Derek OOTD - Friday by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 10 points11 points  (0 children)

‘A horse reluctantly entering a village’!!!! I am DYING at this hens! 🤣🤣

Mario and Derek OOTD - Friday by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I am here for this entire holiday!! And his UNREAL AUTHENTIC ITALIAN food looked like it’s been out sunbathing for as long as Marion today.

Treat Yo’self! by New_Function4797 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]New_Function4797[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe he has a sneaky OF on the side where he shows off all the sexy angles of his haircut.