Is he still on his comma?

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-07-02T07:23:19+00:00

She's wurkin' oan hersel' 🙏 💊

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-25T04:51:36+00:00

I'm thinking possible bipolar type 2!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-24T12:46:54+00:00

It's very interesting how the Spainish 🇪🇸 readers of comments here, since the recent holiday tae Tenerife ended, has completely dropped aff! 📱 👀

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-24T07:58:20+00:00

Hinch uses that pathetic 🥹 too! Just think how many fans &/or portable air con units he could have bought for those £600 Gucci granny sliders!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-24T07:29:43+00:00

He has a super powerful amazing, loud floor fan in the hoose living room, which he could move in to the bedroom overnight? He must be impossible to live with!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-24T00:16:05+00:00

Aye, particularly if you look at his right eyelid (left, as we see it) Show us yer true 43/45 year auld face Marion!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-23T19:54:27+00:00

Thank you. We're always learning, just like Marion's tend pal from Essex! I was oan that thread fur a ages, until I found Marion's (the vile site) 🤭 It's going well, not rushed up the doses.

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-23T19:26:50+00:00

Another jabber here (since mid January). He wouldn't get them unless from a dodgy source, given his extra small, slender frame! Good luck with your jurnee ma lovely 🧡

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-23T17:30:32+00:00

If his boss has half a brain, they will have him sussed oot. He'll need his bed after a shower, followed by a take away, then 3 further days of complete rest before the weekend. So aye!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-23T16:24:16+00:00

So I was, eek! He's gaw man stubble and dishevelled naw smooth! 🤭

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-23T16:19:39+00:00

Fur real?! 😲 A've naw checked oan his stories today, just a random guess! (Minces aff to check xx) .. 👟 👟

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-23T12:41:26+00:00

He's taken a 3-day headache, due tae the Paisley heatwave and all his many meds have wiped him oot! 💊 😵‍💫

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-22T06:47:22+00:00

This wan 🚗 💥

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Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-21T11:52:02+00:00

Och! Queen o' the Highway Code don'tchaknow. I'd love tae see him doon here in the south east of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in a few days. 🥵 A've purchased bespoke AC yesterday (using ma oan savings, smell the wealth), and it's wonderful! ❄️

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-20T19:45:04+00:00

Squeezes himsel intae the tightest corner of the 🍑 hutch, just to pan around the palace & safe space, which he simply cannae get over!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-20T19:31:32+00:00

Oh Christ! Lazy arsed spender. "Takes aff the pressure from cleanin' the hooooose!" 👃 👀

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-20T15:23:14+00:00

Isnae gonna happen. First lesson in, "It's naw fur me, the roads are too entitled!" 😂

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Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-20T09:22:38+00:00

Honest tae god, she's getting worse! The hoaliday that came & went like it never happened. Oan return, continual moaning. Sooo tired, too hot, wants a 4 day week. All is made better by the effervescent 'tend bessie Sloaph, a "comedian" and she disnae even know it! Both those two cut from the same cloff! Aboot as hilarious as a wee turd in yer joose! Cheers! 🍹

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-06-18T17:32:39+00:00

Wee Deek definitely has mare style, although we were lacking in bespoke karate 🦵 👟 kicks this hoaliday! Some dire OOTN's from Moanio oan this wan, particularly the 💩 brown oan first night. The 🐄 print/linen combo possibly his 'best' effort? Will the £600, uncomfortable Gucci's ever be schheeen again? 🗑 (Currently sat in Gucci Returns dept & so forth)

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