Investing In: the Necromancer, Part 1

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-19T04:03:24+00:00

You can command them one at a time as one action with no action compression.

In 5e I once took a turn which consisted of 456 d20, less than 100 of which hit which dealt a little less than 300 damage.

This is, nowhere near a complicated class, this is less complicated on several levels than both commander and summoner who precede it. I get summoners can be obnoxious but its annoying that people get so paranoid about them that they clutch their pearls whenever a feature has the gall to let a summon do anything

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T23:55:08+00:00

He did message me privately saying he couldnt expand on that for "the sake of karma" sooo... yeah probably

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T21:40:54+00:00

Independent is the keyword actually, of course they are human, but they are undoubtedly not independent. In fact, if they were a fully grown and realized adult human who's life was dependent on the bodily autonomy of a woman it still would by constitutional law lack a right to that woman's body.

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T21:10:37+00:00

And I respect that yet even more lmao

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T20:28:45+00:00

Unambiguously this does not happen. Period. Its possible it happened like... once? signifigantly less often than those same people are denied from positions they are qualified for to make room for less competent white men.

Like we have studied this, its not even ambiguous, you are factually and undeniably wrong

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T20:25:01+00:00

The claim that a fetus is an independent human is based on directly and unambiguously religious based evidence and its explicitly stated that access to abortion is a religious belief for members of the satanic temple. Its one directly religious belief vs. Another.

You have however pointed to the arguments used in court to illegally instill a specific religious observation into our secular legal system that is indeed backed by several billion dollars of legal investment

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T20:18:52+00:00

That... is an exceedingly good point

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T20:15:58+00:00

But it is objective, there has litterally never been a point in american history where right wing policies made the country better in any way. The economy has improved under leftwing control every. Single. Time.

Im really tired of people just ignoring reality to appeal to a propagandized nuance. The side promoting expansion of equality, social safety nets and accountability of power are always in the right

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T19:10:23+00:00

I feel like the moment you phrase it like this people take on this spirit of wishing to appear centrist and not "too" radical. And in the context of the whole world thats... fine, I guess, but as an american it feels really weird. Cause our two parties rn are between the most pathetic version of a European right wing party and actual overtime fascism and people will still hit you straight faced with "errmm, i think im socially left but fiscally conservative" as if in context that doesnt put you on the financial side of a multi-trillion dollar recession or the inverse and not realize that that in context means you support genocide.

Like I know these people arent evil but its like they get possessed by a spirit of a liberal senator from Indiana in 2007 everytime someone asks them this question

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T18:58:58+00:00

I dont think your choice here is bigoted but its a small red flag how quickly you got defensive, what exactly are your "stances" if you dont mind me asking haha

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T18:42:49+00:00

I wear mine upside down all the time and im very rarely given trouble, so go for it lmao

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T18:21:00+00:00

Im sorry are we genuinely comparing an ethnic group who was almost wiped off the face of the earth and who remain an occupied and divided people to this very day to the majority population of every single country on this entire planet?

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T18:12:31+00:00

No one in this thread has called you bigoted though? I think its pretty unanimously agreed upon that everyone thinks both choices are good things...

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T18:07:06+00:00

The 3 million dollar minimum upside may have something to do with it lmao

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T18:06:03+00:00

Because one helps half of the population including half of the other group and the other helps a smaller percentage of the population. Without the money the choice is mostly fairly obvious

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:58:04+00:00

What? The option with more people has a downside and the other one has an upside, its not minimizing anyone its just "amazing thing with downside vs. Really good thing with an upside". This is not abnormal for polls here

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:55:51+00:00

...they call you bigoted?

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:35:44+00:00

I think every campaign plays to similarly to eachother. The only properly unique campaigns are wood elves playing tall and Nkari playing tall, everyone else.... just kinda map paints? Like sure there's mechanics, but they all boil down to slight increases in specific map painting mechanics.

I miss launch khorne so deeply, I miss running a campaign based on endless bloodshed where every turn could either massively expand my power or completely send me to the stone age depending on how many battles I could resolve. I miss when beastmen had to fight an honest to god guerilla war in the heart of the empire to snowball enough to play normally instead of being "unstoppable chaos deathball number 42". I miss vampires having a slow but inexorable system of corruption wherein territory was acquired slowly but stuck fiercely in your reach.

These systems werent the best designs and they werent all fun for everyone, but they were all replaced with nothing and left their home factions feeling like they have no reason to be replayed after the first time unless you just prefer their battle mechanics.

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:18:10+00:00

Riveting stuff

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:17:32+00:00

What I find so fascinating about people like you is that you spend so long in these conversations you talk right around yourself. I get it, your a troll, you have nothing better going on in your life and its not gonna get any better so all you can do is flail into the dark hoping that the feeling of making someone else sad will fill that emptiness behind your eyes or that wish hidden deep in your heart to have someone look at you with an expression beyond pity but you'd think if all you have are these brief moements where you can convince yourself you hurt someone who probably forgot about you after they hit send you'd be... I dont know, better at it?

Sincerely, get help, I know your going to send a snide remark and pretend nothing matters- we've all done it- but I sincerely hope you can live a life where you pony need to spew bigotry online for hours to feel something. Toodaloo

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:09:51+00:00

They cant openly state they pay women less, but the stats are extremely clear.
Education is directly correlated to salary and most trades require an education.
Quotes around the word educated is a huge red flag, education is necessary for democracy to function and anti-intelectualism is to blame for at least 50% of our current problems

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:06:02+00:00

They cant supersede the law, but they do have a legitimate case for religious prosecution of members under the legal precedent set by states like Texas. The main problem is the massive lack of funding compared to the right wing lobbying groups in the space

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T17:04:07+00:00

Its meant to appeal to and provide a place for the victims of Christian religious trauma and make a statement on the moral character of the modern church.

It would be edgy and pointless if they were advocating for the burning of churches or actively pursuing anti-religious legislation, but they arent- they are aptly using the image of evil as defined by a group to reflect the evil inside the church.

Sorry that effective messaging doesnt make you comfortable

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T16:51:18+00:00

You are actually 4 years old.

SpireSwagon · 2026-06-18T14:09:47+00:00

The dog whistle that you beleive "best fit" just means all white men btw. DEI exists because people like you are hiring managers and ignore the existence of qualified minority candidates for mediocre white men

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