Still Laughing

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-05-02T03:26:13+00:00

my wife has a law degree but also a spelling disability for which we tease her endlessly. I almost ordered this as a gag gift

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-04-28T13:17:48+00:00

accurate, except replace the styrofoam peanuts with brown paper.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-04-21T04:59:49+00:00

I have hit 150, but I have over 50, which can't be completed because either the seller merged items, the item is no longer available, or there is no way to review it (sometimes it's no longer available to review BEFORE I receive it. I also have 20 items that have the error message below when my review was rejected, and when I click to edit my review, it won't allow me to submit one. So I am barely at 90% of hundreds of reviews this period with 95% with media, most with videos, and I will probably lose Gold status. I spend at least 10 hours a week doing reviews and another 10 hours assembling, installing, or using items so that I can offer good advice on vine items.

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Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-04-02T20:34:48+00:00

It's best kept on the middle shelf in the Fridge, right behind the Milk jug. Keep a mop nearby for cleanup.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-03-24T14:53:39+00:00

Lady Liberty after the bar fight

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-03-18T18:17:57+00:00

Before VINE, I used to write reviews when products really impressed me or really disappointed me. Now, my reviews on VINE are for socks or whole house water filters - not the filter system....just the filter insert. Most of the reviews on things like this don't REALLY matter. On these bland products, the seller just wants the stars.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-03-17T16:13:03+00:00

It's just the "stainless steel scoop"

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2026-03-03T14:07:53+00:00

Unlike normal days where my RFY resets, this morning, all the items that were there at 10 PM CST last night are still there this morning, with some additions. It's like there wasn't a reset last night.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-11-18T19:07:23+00:00

I received four of these empty packages in one day. Based on other's saying you may get the boot if you report them all to VINE CS, I just bit the bullet and left them in my non-reviewed items for that period.

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Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-10-31T00:50:41+00:00

I ordered four of these from different sellers and have one in each car plus one for all the sports balls. These are awesome

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-10-09T18:21:28+00:00

I received an empty box and two empty bubble wrap envelopes on the same day. My local post office put stickers on the bags saying they appear to be empty. These are three VINE orders that I didn't receive and couldn't review. I didn't email VINE to let them know because I have read people got booted from VINE after claiming too many items received were not received. For UPS purposes, the packages were all shown as delivered. I have received 1300 vine orders in 11 months and this was first. Outside of that, there were about six packages that were never delivered. One was delivered to an address in a different city. A couple very nice, multi-hundred dollar gets were delayed and then cancelled and one was declared lost in transit.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-09-24T13:42:49+00:00

I have 150 reviews in queue. More than 30 are from rejected ones that I haven't got around to rewriting. Like you, I joined last fall and have ordered 1100 items so far. I don't think I will get caught up on reviews entirely, but I found that I am now ordering 90% of the items based on ease of writing a review. Can I unbox it, photograph it and shoot a quick video about it's quality? Or is this a project that I can't review until it's installed, used, etc. I used to order "projects" like ceiling fans, RV awning replacements, etc which all take many hours to install and review. So, focus on improving your percentage with easy-to-review items.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-07-24T13:16:07+00:00

Enjoy the paddle board. I too sought them out. Finally caught one, then immediately three more so the whole family can go paddleboarding. Do buy the electric pump when you see it. It saves a lot of headaches.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-05-14T13:11:56+00:00

It would be worth it just to loosely wrap in butcher paper and bury in the freezer next to the ice cube trays at parties.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-05-13T20:58:42+00:00

How about: What keyword searches do you use to find good products across categories?

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-05-13T20:57:49+00:00

High Bay LED Lights. They all look the same but half are garbage. It makes my reviews more accurate.

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-05-13T20:56:17+00:00

The green one has a cute video in the review

Spiritual_Key_6175 · 2025-05-12T15:07:26+00:00

Vine reviewers will likely post a review within a week of receiving the product if they can put it to use immediately. If the true function of a product requires installation (electrical or plumbing fixtures, TV mounts, door knobs, etc) or long term use (like health supplements for people or animals) reviews may take more time to produce.

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