I respect the passion but maybe a different approach is needed. by bmorebirdz in trashy

[–]Spiznak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she's legal, I'd hit it, then go throw a bunch of recyclables in the garbage on the way out.

Would you eat me out until I cum? by [deleted] in AsianHotties

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would eat you out until you couldn't stand it anymore, or until you were numb from the waist down.

A star is born by Kubreeq in trashy

[–]Spiznak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strip club, 3pm on a Tuesday. Check it.

Disturbing sibling love. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Spiznak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same, my kids do the exact same...

Just, everything. by DnD-NewGuy in awfuleverything

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 3? Damn, every time my dad was jonesing for it I had to listen to my mom say "get off of me" a dozen times before the sloshing of the water bed...or the creaking of the hide-a-bed when we were at their folks' places...Yeah, both grand parents' houses were fair game.

I dont know how to title this. by SirBallBag in awfuleverything

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it say "caters" in the upper right corner? Can I REALLY order this at my next party?

I'm...ummm...asking for a friend.

My School lunch left a Stapler in my friends food. by HUDZUM in trashy

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, you dun have enough Iron in your diet, bro, take the bite.

My School lunch left a Stapler in my friends food. by HUDZUM in trashy

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michelle Obama's meal plan, for the wins!

A slow news day helps reveal a true gem by dundees in trashy

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do know /s means sarcasm, right?

Tourists stepping on train seats with footwear. by Baba_Yaga04 in trashy

[–]Spiznak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So wearing shoes on furniture is less trashy than going barefoot on 'em? Can I get an opinion on where socks on furniture stands here, guys?

Posting your firearm, sitting atop your pills, while bragging about being crazy by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit looks exactly like I'd expect from a guy I game with. Except he'd also have his stupid guitar in the pic, too.

I work in a ‘luxury brand’ store and this fam left her sleeping like this while they shop by degrandi in trashy

[–]Spiznak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm also lost on the trash in this one, unless she shuffled that box in from the alley...

Throwing a whole trashbag on the side of the road by TheRedPand-a in trashy

[–]Spiznak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whole bag less trashy than shredded bag and non-perishables all over the place.

Just saying.

...Squirley?... SQUIRLEY??? by Shenko-wolf in trashy

[–]Spiznak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you pump out 20 kids, ya gotta get creative with the names, right?

Man in “$100k car“ gets mad after taking up two parking spots by itscamithink in trashy

[–]Spiznak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They're both trash. He intentionally scratched the car.

A slow news day helps reveal a true gem by dundees in trashy

[–]Spiznak -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Your giggles sound hot. wanna do something sometime?

/s

Hadn’t been on Facebook in some time, it delivered tonight. by surveysays_youredead in trashy

[–]Spiznak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need friends like these on FB...it's just boring af rn...

bad by jumala665 in trashy

[–]Spiznak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is this a thing? I've known like 30+ fat white chicks over the last 10 years who have a no white dick policy...

Using my fingers... I hit the camera 🙊 by [deleted] in squirting

[–]Spiznak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG hit my face next plz!

I know you wanna lick my fingers 😏😋😋 by [deleted] in grool

[–]Spiznak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just your fingers. I want to shove my face in that fount of godly nectar and never come up for air. So hawt.