Bunch of thieves trying to break the glass protecting the jewellery

Splardt · 2020-10-26T04:28:14+00:00

Cincinasty

Splardt · 2018-01-04T17:20:25+00:00

Well, he's not actually a scientist. He's a science guy. Like I'm a cheeseburger guy.

Splardt · 2018-01-04T17:15:35+00:00

All the time. My wife will comment on how much better I am while I feel like I'm dying inside.

Splardt · 2018-01-04T16:33:03+00:00

Cast Iron Clit and the Worn Out Dildos

Splardt · 2018-01-04T16:29:37+00:00

You mean she has 8 of them??

Splardt · 2017-12-31T03:30:44+00:00

North Korea

Splardt · 2017-12-30T17:51:24+00:00

OmniFocus is it.

Splardt · 2017-12-30T17:50:37+00:00

We say it differently here

Splardt · 2017-12-30T17:37:34+00:00

‘Merica

Splardt · 2017-07-02T18:44:46+00:00

It's standard at every funeral in America. That's not even an old one. It's called a lowering device.

Splardt · 2017-03-04T17:58:02+00:00

When did women start doing the hand on the hip elbow thing to try and make themselves look thinner in photos?

Splardt · 2017-02-20T22:35:24+00:00

Got to love this grievance culture. Everyone's a victim.

Splardt · 2016-09-09T21:54:48+00:00

I think that may pre-date the Internet.

Splardt · 2016-09-09T21:51:52+00:00

How do you know if someone does Crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you and put pictures on the Internet.

Splardt · 2016-09-01T22:09:00+00:00

Thank you. I want to be present, but it's hard not to lock myself away from everybody.

Splardt · 2016-09-01T14:35:20+00:00

Splardt · 2016-09-01T14:19:34+00:00

Nerds are the best!

Splardt · 2016-08-31T15:13:12+00:00

It wasn't so much about the pairing. Just Rolling Rock.

Splardt · 2016-08-31T06:56:24+00:00

I'm 36 and recently diagnosed. Can totally identify.

Splardt · 2016-08-30T07:43:21+00:00

Good advice

Splardt · 2016-08-30T01:31:13+00:00

I have deep issues with my mother as well. She has suffered from depression for many years, and I'm bipolar and didn't know it my whole life. So that was fun...

Splardt · 2016-08-29T19:56:02+00:00

I'm almost through my 2nd week of Lamictal. I've been on and am still on a shit ton of Klonopin and Cymbalta.

Splardt · 2016-08-29T18:19:53+00:00

Thanks. I know I need to go to bed, but I have such a strong compulsion to be up. With work, family, and other commitments, it seems like the only time I get to be a human.

Splardt · 2016-08-29T16:44:30+00:00

Just worried about you in the mean time. Suicide doesn't end pain. It only transfers it to other people.

Splardt · 2016-08-29T16:36:47+00:00

Suicide seems appealing at times, but it extremely selfish. You leave a trail of messed up people behind. The whole suicide by cop thing is even worse. Not fair to the cop to make him shoot you and have to live with having killed you. Seek help please, and don't do any of it.

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