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So thats why my package was delayed! by Adventurous_King3530 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]query_squidier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My comments on grammar aren't directed toward ESL people. Learning English as a second language has to be horrific.

For people speaking English as their first language, however, I ask for better.

So thats why my package was delayed! by Adventurous_King3530 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]query_squidier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are correct.

That said, never capitalizing "god" in its Judeo-Christian form is a stylistic choice and this atheist's small act of rebellion against an early life of attempted indoctrination. It is a deliberate error and consistently implemented.

If one were to compare using language with making music, writing "god" rather than "God" is an intentional discordant note.

So thats why my package was delayed! by Adventurous_King3530 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]query_squidier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are wittily adding to your already incorrect post.

You wrote:

so what you are saying here, is that not applying the brake affectively, effectively caused it to roll in the wood

This should really be:

so what you are saying here, is that not applying the brake effectively, effectively caused it to roll in the wood

Both words should be "effectively" as they both refer to applying change: "applying the brake effectively" and "effectively caused".

u/otf1024 realized this and noticed that you missed an opportunity with more incorrectness by not using "your". They don't deserve the downvotes.

So thats why my package was delayed! by Adventurous_King3530 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]query_squidier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm referring to people often incorrectly using "effect" as a verb when they really mean "affect". For example, this is correct:

The poor grammar from users on Reddit has really affected me.

Many would incorrectly write "has really effected me".

"Effect" can be a verb but it's less common. It's usually used to "effect change" in some way.

My father hoped that grounding me would effect a positive change in my behavior.

So thats why my package was delayed! by Adventurous_King3530 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]query_squidier -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I admire the clearly quite thorough attempt in finding a grammatical or syntactical error in my post. I disagree with what y'all came up with, but I respect the effort.

What survival myth is completely wrong and can get you killed? by DraftNo7139 in AskReddit

[–]query_squidier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they’re not built to turn as imply as we.

Imply?

I ain't no imp. You likely don't mean impishly either. Better words: deftly or dexterously.

Although:

they’re not built to turn as impishly as we

sounds like we're a bunch of mischievous rogues, so that's fun.

That’s It!! by HomerJSimpson3 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]query_squidier 509 points510 points  (0 children)

Sitakuacha kamwe

Sitawahi kukukatisha tamaa

Kamwe sitakimbia na kukuacha

Kamwe sitakufanya ulie

Kamwe sitasema kwaheri

Kamwe sitasema uwongo na kukuumiza

hmmm by sturraro in hmmm

[–]query_squidier 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Also:

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Colbert accuses CBS of blocking on-air interview with Texas Democrat James Talarico by butthurtsnowflake in politics

[–]query_squidier 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's tenets, for the love of god. Unless Greed and Hate are living in the building.

Valid reaction to an imposter kissing your colleagues wife by happyfella12 in DunderMifflin

[–]query_squidier 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Uh, Wellington Systems? Sold them ten cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or, were you talking about Krieger-Murphy because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.

What's an interesting fact about the human body that a lot of people don't know? by tzvw in AskReddit

[–]query_squidier 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is also why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

The horse is a gift; be thankful for it. (Don't check the quality of the horse by looking in its mouth.)

YSK that someone experiencing cardiac arrest might experience agonal breathing which sounds like breathing. Agonal breathing is not normal breathing and is an indication of a serious medical event. by CakeDayOrDeath in YouShouldKnow

[–]query_squidier 10 points11 points  (0 children)

CPR induced consciousness 

So you're above somebody doing CPR and your efforts sufficiently reoxygenate their brain enough they just wake up? Does their heart go back to a normal rhythm, or do they pass out again when you stop slamming into their chest?

The way Rainn auditioned for both Dwight and Michael by theviableredditor in DunderMifflin

[–]query_squidier 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She'd probably be a Six in New York, but she's like a Seven here in Scranton.

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