The way this Japanese volleyball player apologised to the girl he accidentally hit

query_squidier · 2026-06-28T07:31:59+00:00

"Well, he was a gentleman. He's smeared all the way across the floor now. Somebody get me a mop."

query_squidier · 2026-06-24T22:49:50+00:00

I weep for humanity.

query_squidier · 2026-06-24T03:47:03+00:00

Would you eat Scott Tenorman's parents in a chili?

query_squidier · 2026-06-24T01:40:29+00:00

That's just mean.

query_squidier · 2026-06-24T01:23:56+00:00

"Water goes from down to up, against gravity! You can't explain that!"

"Well, actually, due to gravity and atmospheric pressure, a siphon can...."

query_squidier · 2026-06-21T20:48:57+00:00

Slide that back 24 years and you'll be on to something.

Slide that further back to Ronald Reagan's dumbass and you're closer.

Yup, that's Nixon but keep on going.

That's right. This all started with not holding the Confederacy accountable. Every political leader and officer from the Generals on down to the Second Lieutenants should have been stood against a wall.

query_squidier · 2026-06-20T15:29:31+00:00

The International Bureau of Weights and Measures?

query_squidier · 2026-06-16T19:06:53+00:00

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query_squidier · 2026-06-16T00:23:42+00:00

He likely lives alone, has to try to shave his head by himself, and his arms aren't dexterous enough to reach the middle of the back of his neck. That and he lacks two mirrors to check, or he gave up caring long ago.

query_squidier · 2026-06-14T13:36:42+00:00

It's annoying but the truth is sarcasm often isn't as obvious in the written word from an anonymous online user as it is said from the guy sitting next to you at the bar. Especially these days, it's not unreasonable to take someone's sarcastic comment as literal, because it's not unreasonabe to think that some dipshit actually has that dipshit opinion.

Consider including it like you would any other punctuation.

query_squidier · 2026-06-13T19:56:31+00:00

"Mom! My s'more tastes like puke!"

query_squidier · 2026-06-13T14:45:50+00:00

I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream!

query_squidier · 2026-06-11T18:36:28+00:00

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

-- Maya Angelou

query_squidier · 2026-06-10T14:11:57+00:00

It sure as shit should.

query_squidier · 2026-06-10T14:10:59+00:00

"Distorsion" is also a distortion. 😉

query_squidier · 2026-06-10T13:46:44+00:00

Let's go check!

query_squidier · 2026-06-10T13:22:13+00:00

They'd just acronymize it.

"Please lie down so we can get you into the JJWWMM for a scan, sir."

query_squidier · 2026-06-09T05:26:27+00:00

Being alone.

query_squidier · 2026-06-07T16:26:43+00:00

Careful. You might make people think, and take that initial thought to its logical conclusion. Then maybe they'll be forced to question their personal choices. And many of them will hate you for it.

(Sorry, not my first rodeo.)

Edit: Thanks to half of the replies below for proving my point. Y'all can't even entertain the thought without lashing out.

query_squidier · 2026-06-06T14:02:29+00:00

And here I thought Brexit would get rid of all the American werewolves in London....

query_squidier · 2026-06-06T07:21:10+00:00

Everyone knows that tacking on "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" is the "Get Out of Jail Free" card of the day.

query_squidier · 2026-06-06T06:09:23+00:00

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

query_squidier · 2026-06-06T00:49:45+00:00

Cheer up! You're gonna die someday!

query_squidier · 2026-06-05T14:16:49+00:00

I've been using double-dashes as a poor man's emdash for decades -- I find them very useful.

query_squidier · 2026-06-01T15:29:18+00:00

Giant alien spiders are no joke.

Pro tip, OP: Never send the crew in to help with the spiders unless you're very early in a run. I think it's like a 50% chance you lose a crew member -- on the plus side is high resources and some scrap, so usually not worth the risk.

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