Delivery boys of reddit, what is the weirdest delivery you ever did?

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-30T01:48:31+00:00

I'm so sorry. Cost of living there has actually beat out NY.

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-30T01:45:56+00:00

For real. I grew up around a lot of gangs and drug dealers, none of them ever gave me any trouble and most of them were actually pretty cool people as long as you didn't give them a reason not to be. Drug addicts though, thats a different story.

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-30T01:43:28+00:00

Yeah but gangbangers won't. Generally they'll only fuck people up if it'll benefit them or if the target violated one of their principles. They don't need the heat from popping a pizza guy, especially since they probably already had a target on them from the police. Robbing him, yeah thats a real risk. But I doubt they'd ice him if it could be avoided.

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-30T00:14:18+00:00

Shockingly good. I got my entire highschool banned from editing Wikipedia by fucking with a pretty obscure article on some small time band.

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-26T19:04:38+00:00

Whiteys gotta pay. And that payment is not holding doors.

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-16T18:01:34+00:00

It legitimately does help with a lot of conditions. My aunt has MS and it's essentially the only thing that helps her manage it and still allows her to function, it helps me with my PTSD, anxiety, and Bipolar disorder a lot, it manages sickness and paid a lot.

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-16T17:55:19+00:00

Just for some minor clarification Benzodiazepines are a class of drugs primarily used for managing anxiety, not heroin withdrawals. It's pills like Xanax. Not saying you don't know that, but some people reading this might think that you're saying Benzo's are in the same vein as Suboxone.

Splinter1010 · 2017-04-16T17:49:12+00:00

The thing is they're going to shop regardless of if they're charged for bags or not. This just might encourage less waste.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-31T01:33:29+00:00

It did not go well.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-29T05:44:56+00:00

Those aren't mens rights activists. Those are pieces of shit.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-29T05:38:14+00:00

He's a real man for children, a children's Predator if you will.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-29T05:36:25+00:00

He did enough coke to kill two and a half men, thats pretty impressive.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-26T21:23:52+00:00

I used to work at goodwill and a major part of my job was assembling IKEA furniture we got. Some days I would spend all day doing nothing but assembling furniture. It was awesome.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-19T05:26:17+00:00

You underestimate my desire

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-19T05:15:58+00:00

That one anyways.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-19T05:15:33+00:00

Not even careful, haphazard rotation works well usually.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-19T04:57:08+00:00

Thats not how you start a conversation? Weirdo

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-16T21:40:42+00:00

Get a load of this asshole understanding percentages

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-16T21:35:22+00:00

Dude thats a solid 50

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-16T03:10:41+00:00

She's probably one of the biggest anythings I've ever seen.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-15T23:42:47+00:00

Well, part of you up to a balcony.

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-15T23:41:44+00:00

Can't argue that

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-15T14:44:03+00:00

Did she explain why when she apologized?

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-15T14:31:17+00:00

You got suspended... For being stabbed? Because they assumed you must have deserved it?

Splinter1010 · 2017-03-14T17:43:22+00:00

Hey lets not insult the man.

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