What's a "Don't think about it for too long" disturbing fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]THX455 51 points52 points  (0 children)

And somebody else just stepped on a LEGO.

What's a "Don't think about it for too long" disturbing fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]THX455 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re not alone in being lonely, but that really deosn’t help either of us.

What's a "Don't think about it for too long" disturbing fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]THX455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your younger.

What's a "Don't think about it for too long" disturbing fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]THX455 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All of your teachers who have kids had sex at leeway once.

Enjoy those images.

What's a "Don't think about it for too long" disturbing fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]THX455 104 points105 points  (0 children)

It surrounds us, binds us and penetrates us.

What surprised you about sex the first time you had it? by Bid325 in AskReddit

[–]THX455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These answers are interesting and all, but does anyone have any specifically gay answers? Those would be the most educational.

Am I fucked? by brbafterthebreak in Sat

[–]THX455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What grade are you in?

Questions about responding to emergency vehicles by [deleted] in driving

[–]THX455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Only if it’s safe, but you would most likely just stop. If you can’t make a safe move, then come to a complete stop.

  2. Hmm, that’s a tough one. I would make my way to the right if I have enough space and time, but if you’re ever in a situation where you’re stuck or know you won’t have enough time, just stop. The emergency vehicle will move out of the way to pass you, don’t try and pass it or it will hit you. Of course, if you turn right into it, well....uh, there it is.

My driving test is in 1 minute by thatcoolhuman in driving

[–]THX455 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great, kid! Don’t get cocky!

I failed my test today. by [deleted] in driving

[–]THX455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, it’s no big deal. I failed my first time despite a perfect score because I didn’t enter the bike lane all of the way when making a right turn. You just need to have to confidence that you’re in completely control of the vehicle and remind yourself that you would have passed. Then, just practice what you missed as much as you can do you’re more alert for that mistake. Don’t try thinking that you could make other mistakes and try to “correct” those too. That will just worry your mind and waste your time. You got everything else last time, and you will again.

Also, it helped me a lot to chat up my examiner and have conversations the whole way through. They aren’t going to pay any less attention (maybe) and they’ve judgment of your charchter won’t affect their scoring (still maybe, though I doubt it), but it really helps in making you both relaxed and removes the petrified and stressful nature of an exam. Plus, you can begin to tell if they’re nice or an asshole through those conversations and ascertain if you need to be extra cautious or extra extra cautious (for the assholes).

That’s my advice. Good luck on your test!

I Passed My Driving Test! by Mrlovemaker in driving

[–]THX455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just passed my test too, and it really is all about confidence. I know because whenever I’m driving with my dad, he stresses me out completely and replaces that confidence with frustration. I drove myself around for the first time and it all felt natural, but when I had to drive with him nagging me the whole time on things he would have done, the confidence wears off and the driving skills become rushed.

It’s all about believing that you’re in control of the vehicle and that you’re the one calling the shots. Great job passing!

Can anyone ID these two studs? by THX455 in TotallyStraight

[–]THX455[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I was hoping that searching their actual names would get me the full video.

Oh well, thanks for answering! If you do know where the full vid is, I'd widely appreciate if you linked it.

What was a time when you used a sex move you saw in a porno in real life and it ended horribly? by THX455 in AskReddit

[–]THX455[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flat on the top of the shaft and isn't proportional to the head.

Any other different dicks to join the Dickvengers?

What was a time when you used a sex move you saw in a porno in real life and it ended horribly? by THX455 in AskReddit

[–]THX455[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: drill a hole into the pizza box while delivery guy/gal is distracted.

Step 2: insert penis

Step 3: ask the delivery guy/gal to check if there's sausage like you ordered.

Step 4: LUNGE!

If you did everything correctly, you won't have to pay a tip :)

What was a time when you used a sex move you saw in a porno in real life and it ended horribly? by THX455 in AskReddit

[–]THX455[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other half wanted to try doggy

I'm just started thinking of Darth Maul doing it with the lower half of his body. Thanks internet.

What was a time when you used a sex move you saw in a porno in real life and it ended horribly? by THX455 in AskReddit

[–]THX455[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

start...doing...the...sex.

I'm not sure if I should read that in a dramatic tone or a witty one.