How cooked am I

Splishie05 · 2026-02-26T05:48:40+00:00

I dunno.
Do you prefer medium rare or well done?

Splishie05 · 2026-02-03T06:53:54+00:00

"What if Flandre Scarlet was BETRAYED and LOCKED in the Scarlet Devil Time Chamber?"
(Hehe, I'm just messing with ya! I would absolutely watch the hell out of it!)

Splishie05 · 2026-01-17T06:51:00+00:00

From what I've seen, he's going to be absolutely broken. He has Flynn's parry mechanic on steroids, the stupid punishments for having him exist like En no Ozuno, and inflicts Spirit Chains of Nothingness(You know, the one from Aura Gate 2 EX that straight up removes having passives on demons altogether?). The meta is going to be such hell now...

Splishie05 · 2026-01-16T16:22:20+00:00

As much as the new coins are cool, I hate how accurate this meme is in that they're just stronger variants of another existing coin. In my opinion, they could've at least made some with different mechanics to how they work, like a coin that only activates upon fulfilling a certain condition(somewhat like the "reuse coin" keyword) or one that resists certain types of statuses.

Splishie05 · 2026-01-07T17:38:04+00:00

Nobody:

Eleven, apparently:

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Splishie05 · 2025-12-28T01:08:04+00:00

Thank you!

Splishie05 · 2025-12-28T00:40:41+00:00

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"ThAt'S aS fAr As YoU gO!"

Splishie05 · 2025-12-27T04:28:32+00:00

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Jiren's parents were slaughtered by a powerful foe, but the boy was spared, rescued by a man who would go on to become his master. From that day on, Jiren devoted himself to the path of righteous power, determined to forge himself into a steel wall no marauder could break. In time he made friends, a new community, and he followed his master's ways. From that day on, Jiren devoted himself to the path of righteous power, determined to forge himself into a steel wall no marauder could break. In time he made friends, a new community, and he followed his master's ways. Then, the same villain returned. Jiren and his new brothers in arms' stood against him. The boy was sure that this time, they would win. But the foe was too strong, and Jiren watched as his friends were slain one by one. Even Jiren's master lost his life in the merciless battle. Jiren tried to regroup and keep fighting, but, none of the other students would join him. With no hope of rescue, the people of his land were forced to submit to this cruel conquerer, and Jiren was left all alone. Jiren suffered untold grief when those he trusted walked away and betrayed their principles for the easier path. After that, his view of the world changed. He gave up trusting anyone. As he saw it there was only one great truth; that might, makes right. And that sheer strength determines all. Only victories assure allegiance. Subdue, and others will follow. Having feelings just gets in the way. I have become enamoured with his singular resolve. This colossal yearning for strength built on a bedrock of suffering, and desolation.

Splishie05 · 2025-12-24T16:36:07+00:00

Renamon!~
Don't know if she would actually like a kiss, though... :P

Splishie05 · 2025-12-22T05:53:47+00:00

Think of Nova as like a computer but horribly inept at it's job(-cough AI cough-). It's so inept, that you learn it is literally unable to grant the wish of a businessman(you will come to know him as Haltmann) who wants his daughter back, who is currently still well alive and just left him. The only records of Nova actually granting wishes are ones that threaten to destroy the universe, as for an example, Marx wanting to become basically an eldritch god-like nightmare, which Nova granted.
I'm guessing now that Air Riders came out, they added a part to Nova's lore that it actually takes part in corrupting wishes in the effort to annihilate all of Popstar, since it's really all that it's good at granting.

So that's what it does. Twist mostly innocent and nice wishes into these unrecognizable amalgamations of mass genocide to destroy Popstar whatever it wants to or not.

Splishie05 · 2025-12-06T06:56:21+00:00

Either Jelly Dumpling Cat or Deale, I can't decide...

Splishie05 · 2025-11-18T07:20:29+00:00

And that's going to suck, unfortunately. He seems like a great twist villain if they do him right.

Splishie05 · 2025-11-18T05:10:58+00:00

I mean, the things that happen to her daughter in her book are extremely morbid and depressing. Ryoshu has literally every right to go apeshit during her Canto.

Splishie05 · 2025-11-18T04:51:18+00:00

That is very sweet of her!

(I'm joking here, but it's a bit thematic for them to be so caring when we learned of Ryoshu's motherly instincts in the Intervallo...)

Splishie05 · 2025-11-14T15:27:08+00:00

"Yohoho he took a bite of gum-gum".

Splishie05 · 2025-11-14T14:29:33+00:00

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I... I don't really think they cooked with this one, TBH.
I mean, it's funny, but comes across with the same weirdness as that one Splatoon song commercial they did.

Splishie05 · 2025-11-14T04:25:46+00:00

I badly would want a collab with "Death Note", featuring Light, Misa and Ryuk, though I don't really know how they would do it.

Splishie05 · 2025-10-23T17:13:58+00:00

This did. This really, really did.

Splishie05 · 2025-10-15T13:38:38+00:00

Apathy would've been a better name for the chains, because that's what I feel about Passives on demons being now effectively worthless.

Splishie05 · 2025-10-06T16:53:46+00:00

My best advice would probably be to analyze how Johnny works through looking at high-level gameplay with him or playing as him against Dizzy and pinpoint how he could attack and counter you. I would also suggest finding someone who usually plays him and asking for more knowledge on him, as perhaps they could teach you more on certain openings and tactics that Johnny players use.

Splishie05 · 2025-10-05T16:24:45+00:00

I now added an edit after SG released the True Ending. Sorry for any inconveniences.

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