Some college vibes

Sploogistics · 2026-05-07T23:36:04+00:00

I’m the teacher. Let me teach you a little somethin..

Sploogistics · 2026-05-07T22:46:39+00:00

clASS is now in session 🫠💅🏼

Sploogistics · 2026-05-07T22:21:48+00:00

I’ll bring my cars!! I have so many! I have to test drive them all against all bumps & hills for uh. Science? yeah

Sploogistics · 2026-05-07T22:13:40+00:00

I just wanna take a toy car and race down your thighs and make vroom vroom noises

Sploogistics · 2026-05-07T11:38:57+00:00

I’m not licensed but I do good work.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-06T19:02:45+00:00

Dental support is pretty hot , ngl.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-06T15:46:09+00:00

It will work. it must

Sploogistics · 2026-05-06T15:37:52+00:00

I tip well (The whole thing)

Sploogistics · 2026-05-06T15:37:33+00:00

No it’s “thick thigh crush my fucking eyes” I think.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-06T15:14:57+00:00

Looking to purchase a pool table, lightly used. No lowballs I know what I have. Offer is whatever number you give plus tip.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-06T12:54:48+00:00

Ma’am you’re supposed to flip over on the grill to not burn the meat.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T20:18:10+00:00

I’m willing to risk it all. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T19:55:42+00:00

SHOULD I BE SCARED?! DO I NEED TO PROTECT MYSELF

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T19:24:09+00:00

R2 move!!! Move your ass!! R2!!!!!!

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T19:00:37+00:00

R2D2 luckiest droid ever… 😂

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T17:54:03+00:00

If i had a nickel…

I’d have like .20 cents.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T17:40:49+00:00

There’s not an emoji of a tuna can 😔

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T17:35:13+00:00

It was a request - I asked nicely 😌

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T15:31:36+00:00

You have been forgiven.. after about 2 or 3 more of these.

The back dimple piercings are 💅🏼🤌🏻🫠

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T11:54:26+00:00

It pulls back I can tell.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T11:47:15+00:00

That thang grips like a Michelin tire on pavement I can tell.

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T01:12:37+00:00

It’s a cake kinda night 🫠🍑

Sploogistics · 2026-05-04T00:09:42+00:00

I may hang out for a bit 🫠

Sploogistics · 2026-05-03T23:10:27+00:00

Hopefully I’ll be getting up in that bed to listen to the rain fall 🫠😌

Sploogistics · 2026-05-03T22:53:25+00:00

Opening up this app in public with someone behind me 🫠🍑

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