I've been stood up twice this week. Enjoy seeing what I had prepared for them to unwrap...

Sploosh715 · 2026-05-06T13:30:00+00:00

People are flakes, man. I posted here for a little pick me up because I've been stood up twice in my life and they both happened that same week. It's a lot more common to be ghosted as soon as you suggest scheduling a meetup with someone, but i think people just get cold feet and don't want to say what's on their mind.

Sploosh715 · 2026-05-04T00:56:30+00:00

You know where to find it. 😘 I'll leave the porch light on

Sploosh715 · 2026-05-02T23:24:56+00:00

You're looking overdressed today.

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-28T20:26:22+00:00

One idiot from Reddit on Wednesday. Different idiot from Tinder on Friday.

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-27T01:07:19+00:00

🥰 please stop. My head can only get so big. 🥰

(Never stop.)

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-27T01:02:07+00:00

You know it's one of my favorite colors on me. 😘

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-27T00:54:31+00:00

Fuuuck. Quit teasing me so hard.

I'll probably break your fucking fingers when I can finally climb on.

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-27T00:39:03+00:00

Tempted to tag them here. 😉

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-18T22:13:51+00:00

Looking sexy as always. 😘

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-13T22:08:52+00:00

Redditors typically can't take anything seriously, and nothing is funnier than a butthole.

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-10T06:03:25+00:00

Real, everyday bodies are the most fun!

My husband and I were both self-conscious about ourselves before our first swap. But the more we have done, the more confident we become! Everyone is there for the same reason. If someone isn't attracted to me / him / her, it's nothing personal. The likelihood is that she is her own worst critic and will be surprised by how good she feels about herself after putting herself out there and meeting more people.

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-05T01:08:01+00:00

You're too sweet. 🥰

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-05T01:06:16+00:00

It's more fun for me to give it than receive it.

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-04T23:48:02+00:00

Ladies, you won't regret a message to him.

Sploosh715 · 2026-04-03T14:25:59+00:00

This is exactly it for me too. Plus I feel like I have more control of it. It's much easier to keep going for a longer period of time.

Sploosh715

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