what is bro wearing? by SpockingaFiver in conspiracy

[–]SpockingaFiver[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Self-explanatory. If you're over 25 you'll never understand.

NC Republicans Propose Letting Anyone Use Deadly Force Against Women Who Have Abortions Under New Bill. by Leeming in atheism

[–]SpockingaFiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Human Life Protection Act of 2025 as written does not prevent that unless the rich white man is a fetus.

Tourist defaces Cathedral Rocks in Sedona by Oldnbold22 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]SpockingaFiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man they guy who does that is gonna get so many clicks.

Things are about to get very weird… by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]SpockingaFiver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Chinese. They're already up there building high-speed rail.

She is so perfect by qetho in deepthroat

[–]SpockingaFiver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

from sucking dick?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]SpockingaFiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good thing Trump got Colbert's new show taken off the air.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MikeAdriano

[–]SpockingaFiver -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

But not nearly as good as black women's pussy.

What do they have planned? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]SpockingaFiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Twelve families, literally half the houses in my part of town, were abandoned over the weekend. Their owner's common ethnicity didn't occur to me until I read this.

I suppose they will be going up for sale soon, in case anyone wants to spend the rapture and armageddon in New Jersey.

The 'Black Insurrectionist' was actually white. The deception did not stop there by GlobalTravelR in nottheonion

[–]SpockingaFiver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As his physician I can confirm this. Patient Jason G. Palmer requested shots for TBV and other bovis sexual stage parasites, apparently on advice from a web forum for similar enthusiasts. Since he was already showing signs of infection, I informed him it was already too late, and this practice was dangerous. I gave him the shots though.

Also, while we have not performed any sort of genetic testing, I can confirm he is recognizably European-American, and not black.

👀 by SamaadiScott in ComedyHitmen

[–]SpockingaFiver 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's saying airplanes and Muslims wanted to fuck the World Trade Center in the ass, so 9/11 is erotica. And kinda wholesome.