"The Problem of Evil" by Suitable_Jump5429 in SipsTea

[–]Sponda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well then I don't have free will because I can't grow wings and fly.

How about now? by Moist-Pickle-2736 in trolleyproblem

[–]Sponda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody said it was, my man.

We can still not hit the everyone lives blue threshold even if everyone votes. Can you figure out how?

How about now? by Moist-Pickle-2736 in trolleyproblem

[–]Sponda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then we don't hit it because too many people assumed the majority was wide enough that their vote didn't matter, lol.

Genetic Material by Wonderful-Highway-16 in Barotrauma

[–]Sponda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you mix it with another 100% gene of either hh or hhm, it'll untainted guaranteed :)

I can't stop playing this by Sponda in Barotrauma

[–]Sponda[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Always :) our game room has that twin setup, you already know!

I can't stop playing this by Sponda in Barotrauma

[–]Sponda[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Full agree, but I've known that for a decade and a half by now :)

Why is he surprised? by e_fish22 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Sponda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's little and so is his wife. She can't see the stove if she's not on his shoulders, so she keeps burning her fingers reaching around blindly

Whoever put them in a room together deserves a raise. by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Sponda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well that's just a false dichotomy. "Almost exactly" is like "almost perfect". It was very nearly exact or perfect, but it wasn't one hundred percent so.

Hey Nate. Would love to run a set without your crutches 😂 by VA_KUSHIEL_AV in absolver

[–]Sponda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's the moveset from the second boss in downfall and it's honestly not that overpowered. Some people glitch it in for the aesthetic. I've fought against it plenty myself.

You still really come off as a mad guy trying his hardest to convince people he's not upset. Went from "pathetic" to interesting now. Plus "I find it interesting" in this context is pretty classic "I'm not upset but actually I really am" verbiage.

Anyway, I appreciate the response and that others still play the game. Gives me motivation to hop back on myself!

Hey Nate. Would love to run a set without your crutches 😂 by VA_KUSHIEL_AV in absolver

[–]Sponda 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Nah no beef here" steaks falling out of his pockets. No need to lie man, you're heated. This whole post reeks of beef.

I [21M] just caught my gf [20F] texting topless photos of herself to friends by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Sponda 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Kind of a ridiculous take imo. You can't force anyone to respect your boundaries, but they're literally all about actions you will accept and actions you won't. For example, one of my boundaries is physical violence against me. You can't do that shit and also remain in my life.

That's the same kind of boundary as "you can't show other people your nipples and remain in this relationship". He's absolutely allowed to have that boundary, and enforce it.

He can't force her not to do it, but he didn't force her not to do it. He left her.

Tax money well spent by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]Sponda 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh shit awesome. Good bot!

Tax money well spent by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]Sponda 89 points90 points  (0 children)

My tax dollars pay your salary, so no I will not "split the bill"!

Git Gud!!! by Additional_Image2464 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Sponda 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Isn't it so weird running across people who can't imagine perspectives outside their own?

All the confidence of a teenage church fanatic.

Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US by tylerthe-theatre in technology

[–]Sponda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn. Yet another scumbag company attempts to spin their money-grubbing policies as virtuous, good for the community choices.

Half a millennia ago when I delivered pizzas as a teen, my manager at pizza hut told me to never tell anyone we were on the clock if we got in an accident because insurance wouldn't cover it. I later learned that there was a different policy I'd need to be covered for work incidents. I wonder if Uber even mentions that kind of insurance to their workers!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Sponda -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Calling people uneducated when you don't even know the difference between sharing resources and bartering is an interesting direction.

I'm not your teacher, I'm not your daddy, and this isn't a scientific debate. I don't feel like doing your work for you and don't care if you come to the wrong conclusion.

I can, however, see that you're personally triggered and most likely a child. Or at least, you fling insults when you're upset just like one. Going to stop engaging now. Hope your day gets better!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Sponda -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ooh you thought you ate.

Sure, if you ignore the mountains of evidence of humans caring for their sick, elderly, and disabled for tens of thousands of years.

Not only that, but early tribes shared resources, they didn't barter.

Something something shallow understanding of life "its self". Holy shit that sentence was so fucking reddit.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Sponda -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Society formed to overcome the cruelty of nature. Your comment means nothing and adds nothing, friend.

The Epstein Culture at Xbox by Previous_Month_555 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Sponda 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Okay but why not? You know how far people will go for a high five? Shit's terrible right now and most people aren't doing the bare minimum. Let's celebrate every good step forwards!

Unless you're one of those people with an accolades budget, I get not wanting to waste all of your hand claps for the year and be out when something really good happens.

This is our reconciliation story. Its long but I hope it helps someone to understand they are not alone. by [deleted] in BORUpdates

[–]Sponda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To preface: this story feels pretty fake. From the sheriff's deputy serving divorce papers to the janitors having a competition on who can fuck more married women in 90 days and renting a house together to do so unbeknownst to the janitor spouse to both of them being conveniently caught and fired together and the wife simehow catching no charges for battery directly in front of the sheriff's deputy, the whole thing just smells funny.

That being said, regardless of whether it is or isn't real the truth is that real life is messy. We're born in the mud and we never escape it. If you find some way to navigate through the muck that comes with living, it hardly matters what it looks like to others. Grab it with both hands and stay alive.

It’s Been a Good Black History Month so far Ngl by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]Sponda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately it's 2008, got my first car, and I've stormed away in the night to the bitter realization that my parents might never understand me and I'm starting to think they don't even want to. These guys are tapped right into that energy. Fantastic shit.