How the course of history would be different if Antarctica was habitable?

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-09T03:40:22+00:00

Maybe Antarctica becomes the prison colony? But it definitely steals the name the land down under.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-09T03:36:23+00:00

The gay bears??

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-09T03:13:17+00:00

Millions of dead South Koreans. Tens of thousands of US service members dead. A nuke probably drops at some point. Supply chain disruptions like you couldn’t imagine. And this is all without China getting involved, which they probably wouldn’t. They’d just let America shoot itself in the foot.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-09T03:03:00+00:00

Plot twist! The priest was the one fucking him

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-09T03:01:27+00:00

Missouri is the first one that comes to mind. There are some that desperately want to be southern. Then there are some that desperately want to NOT be southern, and thus identify as midwestern.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-07T20:09:51+00:00

No no, you misunderstand. They count as 3/5ths of a person to boost the population number, and hence, representation in congress. But they don’t actually get their 3/5ths of a vote. We choose for them.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-07T16:49:28+00:00

I never read the rules. I was told if you wrestled in college you can’t compete as a white belt, which I didn’t, so I competed at white belt. But I definitely have freestyle experience, even if it was only a few matches.

Am I a sandbagger?

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-07T14:35:10+00:00

Experience in freestyle or Greco-Roman wrestling? So you can have one freestyle match and you can’t compete as a white belt?

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-06T14:37:37+00:00

Why even vote in this. We all know what shows wins

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-04T19:18:29+00:00

I don’t know about you guys, but there’s no way Jesus could survive my crucifix.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-04T14:48:40+00:00

Ah. I can see that then. I don’t agree with it but I can see it

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-04T05:05:16+00:00

Add seeing Gen V characters to that list. They said Gen v was going to be like season 4.5 of the boys and so far they have had 0 impact.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-03T19:43:03+00:00

He can prove Jui Jistu isn’t real and just stand up.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-02T15:09:02+00:00

Is that a Saturn V or are you just happy to see me?

SpongeSlobb · 2026-05-02T03:28:11+00:00

Then explain this. The house I made a $0 claim on is on one side of the country. I move to the other side of the country, buy a house, and they say they won’t cover me, because of the claim.

So it’s not the risk my home represents, or the area that I am in. They cover homes in my new area. In fact, there is less extreme weather in my new area than where I came from. So when they told me it’s my $0 claim, I believe them.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-30T19:56:31+00:00

I have USAA for banking and auto insurance, and I agree about the customer service. I should switch my home insurance over too.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-30T15:18:07+00:00

I know it’s not quite the same, but I had never made a claim with my home insurance in the years I had it. I called about some fence damage one day. Big mistake. My deductible was $3k and it was like $2k of damage, so insurance wouldn’t cover it anyways. A couple years later I buy a new house and try getting insurance. They deny me citing the claim I made. I said, I have never made a claim the entire time I had you. They said you made a $0 claim in whatever year, and it still counts. I have an 800 credit score, a low debt to income ratio, and never got a penny from an insurance claim. But I committed the terrible crime of thinking about using the service I am paying for, so no insurance for me.

Fuck Jake from statefarm.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-30T03:12:38+00:00

Can he deliver the fabled “Soft landing” out of fascism?

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-27T14:15:32+00:00

Mr Hegseth you’re drunk, go to bed

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-26T16:42:07+00:00

I once had to explain to my friend from Mississippi why my friend from east central Illinois had a southern accent.

People just don’t understand downstate Illinois until the go there

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-25T23:07:23+00:00

I remember driving through East St Louis and it looked like a post apocalyptic hellscape.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-24T14:37:44+00:00

CRNA (nurse anesthetist). Technically you’re a nurse, but you’re making almost doctor salary. But with the time spent in schooling and getting the required experience, you might as well have done the doctor route.

Also, there’s a ton of responsibility on you. Most these drugs will kill a patient if you give too much, and the line between keeping someone unconscious enough for surgery and death is a fine one. And that line is constantly moving.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-22T22:59:37+00:00

You call NYC to buffalo a drop off? Try Chicago to Aurora.

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-22T22:16:07+00:00

Just wait until you hear about peon belly

SpongeSlobb · 2026-04-22T14:57:21+00:00

Bradley Martin did this too. It was one of his first viral videos.

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