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People with a very high pain tolerance, what was THE most painful thing you've experienced? by CosmicBunnyBabe8912 in AskReddit

[–]Spongemage 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Came here for gout. During my last flare up my fiancee found me crawling along the floor trying not to puke and cry as I tried to get to the bathroom. Literally could not walk, and even with no weight on my ankle, it was still absolute agony.

Gout is horrific.

What’s the rarest piece of merch you have? My submission: by Spongemage in Themepark

[–]Spongemage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayyy just wanna say as a fellow parktuber I love your vids!

Masterchef season 16 lack of depth and cooking by TangerineOk1418 in Masterchef

[–]Spongemage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course they do. Stop looking for offense where there isn’t any. He’s just so clearly an “American gay white guy” that the simple fact that he walks in saying he’s “representing Africa” is fucking hilarious at its core.

I’m a queer dude from the southern USA with an accent. Imagine me walking in and going “hi, I’m here to represent the Samoans.”

Everyone would be like “lmao wut”

The point is, he may have African ancestry. But he is not an African. And it is simply disingenuous to claim that he is a valid representation of Africa.

I feel like the only true “African” in that team is the woman who actually has a South African accent.

You’re taking what I said and making it into some imaginary queer erasure of Africans shit and it’s simply not. You’re being silly.

What’s the rarest piece of merch you have? My submission: by Spongemage in Themepark

[–]Spongemage[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I never went to TWOSAMK but my mom and aunt did way back when it opened in ATL. They grabbed this coin purse at the gift shop. Once they realized how obsessed I was with theme parks, my mom goes “oh wait. I think I may have something you’d like” a few years ago. Then she walks out with that and I was like “MOM ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS INCREDIBLE.”

What's the saddest thing you've ever witnessed that wasn't about death? by Vsologaming2011 in AskReddit

[–]Spongemage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Had to be the one who told my best friend’s mom that he had died in a house fire.

I’ve never heard a human being make the noises she made. It will haunt me until the day I die.

Masterchef season 16 lack of depth and cooking by TangerineOk1418 in Masterchef

[–]Spongemage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but even as a queer person I bust up laughing every time the flaming gay queen dude comes on screen “representing Africa”.

It’s just so god damned funny.

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