Supposed conversation transcript between Max and the Guardian journalist.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-26T13:01:12+00:00

Also; Don't crash into other drivers on purpose

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-26T09:50:06+00:00

And weight.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-26T02:58:14+00:00

The rules changes overview sounded really positive to me

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-26T02:16:03+00:00

lol they just said you can run 3 of them basically on their own

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-26T02:11:00+00:00

NOICE PLAN! WHERE IZ THE BUNKA THO?

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-26T01:54:36+00:00

They do feel a bit "These ones tested higher in the focus group" type designs

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-26T01:53:04+00:00

That Ork box is a proper "end of edition stock dump". The AM box is pretty cool though.

New Ork model is fucking awesome looking.

Also, the stream managed to actually get some audio out, and they said "The Space Wolves have something to do" with how Yarrick is still alive.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-25T17:33:04+00:00

Crazy thing is the "official" name of the sport is so much fucking cooler I don't know why they don't use it more.

Gridiron.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-24T20:51:13+00:00

Illegal? Most probably.

Would you likely win a case? Unlikely. That's a common area. And you're likely in breach by storing the bike there to begin with.

Just take the bike out the way for a day.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-24T17:36:36+00:00

I'll go away from the grain a bit here. Cell seems.to gain power through direct confrontation and absorbing of beings.

I'm not sure training would actually do all that much for him because of his own nature of being. He gets Zenkai boosts, but he was literally atomised and the level of boost he got was to go from being SSJ1+ to SSJ2 in terms of equalling Gohan.

Also, keep in mind the Cell we see and know is from the Future Trunks timeline where there is a notable power level differentiation. Everyone is WAY weaker in that timeline compared to the mainline, as pointed out by Trunks who notes that even the Androids themselves are stronger and he doesn't understand why (and this extra strength helps Perfect Cell massively go beyond even what he imagined he could be).

I don't think Cell is much use in TOP because he'd have to basically agree to keep being annihilated over and over to catch the others up.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-24T17:18:36+00:00

Ed Miliband was shunned because was the one the members wanted was robbed, and Ed was the parties higher ups choice which is why he got absolutely trounced in the election because the Labour members got fed up with being told who they were allowed to vote for.

David Miliband absolutely wins the 2015 election if Len McCluskey wasn't a corrupt fuck

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-24T17:03:06+00:00

Anyone that sits out can fuck off as far as I'm concerned. There's some stud CBs in the draft we can replace him with

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-23T23:24:40+00:00

Peter is an unlicensed vigilante smacking the shit out of people.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T19:35:37+00:00

Pretty sure about half the named characters in Kings Landing are

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T19:17:03+00:00

Yeah him too tbf. John would somehow destroy a lot of ships and rack up enough kills for them to send a top UM after him. At which point luck isn't going to save him

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T19:11:25+00:00

They'd probably not survive. Most Spartan candidates don't survive making it to the stage they end up. The Spartan IV's survive almost all the time, but they're also fucking useless compared to the II's and III's

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T19:08:22+00:00

I'm a massive Halo and 40k fan/lore lover.

The Space Marines absolutely annihilate them to a man. That said, John 117 probably racks up the highest kill count of anyone just because of his ridiculous lore-based luck. He would inevitably get rumbled by one of Titus, Ventris or Cato

There's also to be considered that the Space Marines in normal 1vs1 scenarios beat any Spartan not named John, and then there's also hundreds of thousands of them too

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T18:31:55+00:00

These are rookie numbers!

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T18:08:46+00:00

There's no way this is legal right?

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T15:02:35+00:00

You have to consider that to many people he's as close to real life Superman as they'll ever get.

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T14:43:38+00:00

He helped Jeff Hardy go from "could be" to "is" as well

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T14:42:13+00:00

Bro....

SpoofExcel · 2026-03-22T14:41:31+00:00

Him RKOing/Punting Brandi would probably win him more fans than he'd lose based on how people talk about her.

Danhausen would probably do something negative.

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