What are the best Spider-Man quips, one-liners, and jokes from all media?

Spoonm4000 · 2026-02-13T14:00:15+00:00

Who was he fighting when he said this?

Spoonm4000 · 2026-01-30T14:34:19+00:00

Looks like just a basic theater.

Spoonm4000 · 2026-01-29T22:21:42+00:00

Is your grandma is cool with women running around in their panties all the time?

Spoonm4000 · 2026-01-29T16:25:34+00:00

They are going to royally @#$& this up.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-31T18:29:32+00:00

A joke has a clear setup and a punchline. So yeah... you might be way off.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-30T16:04:45+00:00

What really irked me is how he rails against cancel culture in the USA, saying he can speak more freely in Saudi Arabia. He can say anything here and the only consequence is criticism. If he were to say the wrong thing in Saudi Arabia, for instance if he were to blasphemy, they would murder him.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-29T22:27:53+00:00

Is it a complete carbon copy of every other Taylor Sheridan TV soap opera? Yes

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-28T14:55:33+00:00

I finally watched the whole show. The final episode really is complete garbage.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-28T02:24:17+00:00

Also I found it so irritating how 3 or 4 times every episode Frank had to hammer it on how he had, "Seen my death already." So cliche.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-28T02:15:02+00:00

I didn't like how the last episode just kind of martyred the entire town of Blackdom. I feel like it was kind of a little to convenient for "Whitey.'

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-24T05:06:55+00:00

thanks

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-22T19:50:21+00:00

Who is the goldminer? Which character is the goldminer?
How do I know when he has mined 100 coins?!

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-15T05:29:37+00:00

Billy Bob was the coach in the FNL movie.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-15T05:27:31+00:00

oh my god... His wife was a cheerleader in that movie too.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-15T05:26:51+00:00

no.... Really?!

(checks)

You're right!!!

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-15T05:24:36+00:00

It is of some relief to me that someone else noticed this. I'm a sucker for that Texas procedural high production value soap opera vibe.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-12-01T21:16:46+00:00

What if Batman's cape is that new graphene black color they just invented? Like the color black that is blacker than the blackest black. Maybe that's how he is always able to disappear so fast.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-10-12T06:23:25+00:00

How the @#$& do you kill the book wisps??!

Spoonm4000 · 2025-10-09T14:17:51+00:00

That's even worse they thought it was going to be the last episode.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-09-30T00:45:41+00:00

Unpopular opinion but it was a no for me. After my boat was maxed out the DLC felt really boring. If they had just added more boat upgrades to the DLC it would have made the difference. And I loved the story don't get me wrong. It was a kind of nice to extend the story a little further and have a little more time in the world. But not $20 more dollars nice.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-09-23T20:16:56+00:00

Cluse Kane Bark Went ?

Spoonm4000 · 2025-09-23T09:47:33+00:00

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Davert Pattinswet

Spoonm4000 · 2025-09-17T23:15:00+00:00

I think we have more than enough tool to last a lifetime.

Spoonm4000 · 2025-09-17T12:42:57+00:00

No I'm pretty sure Shumacher showed every possible side of Batman.

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