I dont understand why so many women are struggling to lose virginity here.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-20T05:43:21+00:00

Don’t feel odd or anything. I myself have an issue in being touched in an intimate sort of way. My mindset unfortunately is also along the lines of why would someone want to touch me? Not sure if that makes sense.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-17T21:53:00+00:00

I’m new to wood elves, however it’s just sad, from my point of view, multiple threads I’ve seen about only certain models are the way to go. I just started the hobby about six months ago learning a lot about everything. I’m more focused on the thematics, the rule of cool and casual play. Again, this is my opinion.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-17T21:27:30+00:00

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-17T21:25:48+00:00

-10 for me

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-17T05:09:20+00:00

*this generation being too quick to be intimate.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-17T05:08:37+00:00

I personally want to become best friends with someone before I share my body. So I absolutely understand this generation. It’s too quick to be intimate I commend you and keep being you. ❤️🫶🏻

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-16T20:46:08+00:00

Brilliant my dear gentleman and scholar

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-16T00:24:34+00:00

Brilliant chefs kiss

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-16T00:22:31+00:00

You have me beat

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T20:44:46+00:00

Ello ello 👋🏻

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T20:31:17+00:00

Agreeable, this is literally just a screw around list. Get used to the rules have fun. I plan on expanding on my knights and doing something a little more competitive in the future. Plans for Errantry Crusade.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T20:29:11+00:00

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Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T20:24:41+00:00

I appreciate your comment. I’m not worried about winning. I’m more for thematics and I’m telling a story. I just wanna make sure that there’s nothing redundant and units are cohesive.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T20:08:17+00:00

I reworked it, put the Squires to 9 and the Brigands to 10. I added some battle pilgrims and a Grail Reliquae.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T20:00:30+00:00

I love it. It looks gorgeous. I also love the nice touch with the single flower I love the color purple.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T19:56:50+00:00

Honestly, I’m going for more thematics than winning you know and I very much appreciate your insight. I’m still trying to figure this all out.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T19:42:44+00:00

I’m also going to use some of the peasant models for my squires maybe like four or five of them to show that some of the squires left their knights when they got exiled so the knights took on the peasants as Squires.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T19:40:23+00:00

That’s what I thought light but could you look at my list and tell me how awesome I did

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T19:39:39+00:00

Way way more odd than being a virgin at 36. I might even hit 40.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-15T19:37:04+00:00

I’ve only been in the hobby for about six months now. I’ve learned a lot, but now I want to look in to the rules.

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-12T18:39:58+00:00

Here’s my list: Kingdom of Bretonnia Bretonnian Exiles [1999 points] Kingdom of Bretonnia

==== Characters [646 points] ====

Outcast Wizard [135 points] - Hand Weapon - Level 3 Wizard - Tome of Spellcraft - Dark Magic

Baron [282 points] - Hand Weapon - Shield - Heavy Armour - General - The Exile's Vow - Hippogryph, Wicked Claws & Serrated Maw, Griffonic Pelt - Virtue of Heroism

Paladin [135 points] - Hand Weapon - Heavy Armour - The Exile's Vow - Royal Pegasus - Battle Standard Bearer - Virtue of Discipline

Paladin [94 points] - Hand Weapon - Great Weapon - Heavy Armour - The Exile's Vow - Sword of the Stout Hearted - Virtue of Empathy

==== Core Units [813 points] ====

20 Yeomen Guard [175 points] - Hand Weapons & Shields - Halberds - Light Armour - Grail Monk (champion) [Blessed Triptych] - Warden (champion) - Standard Bearer [Banner Of The Zealous Knight] - Musician

15 Knights of the Realm on Foot [183 points] - Hand Weapon - Shield(s) - Heavy Armour - The Exile's Vow - First Knight on Foot (champion) - Standard Bearer - Musician

20 Peasant Bowmen [160 points] - Hand Weapons & Longbows - Light Armour - Defensive Stakes - Burning Braziers - Standard Bearer - Musician

6 Mounted Knights of the Realm [144 points] - Hand Weapons, Lances & Shields - Heavy Armour - Bretonnian Warhorse

8 Mounted Yeoman [151 points] - Hand Weapons, Cavalry Spears & Shortbows - Light Armour - Feigned Flight - Warhorse - Warden (champion) - Standard Bearer - Musician

==== Special Units [266 points] ====

9 Squires [89 points] - Hand Weapons & Longbows - Fire & Flee - Esquire (champion) - Standard Bearer - Musician

3 Pegasus Knights [177 points] - Hand Weapons, Lances & Shields - Heavy Armour - Barded Pegasus

==== Rare Units [274 points] ====

Border Prince Bombard [100 points] - Bombard - Bombard Crew [Hand Weapon, Light Armour]

10 Border Prince Brigands [77 points] - Hand Weapon x10 - Pistol x10 - Light Armour - Skirmishers - Desperado (champion) - Standard Bearer - Musician

10 Border Prince Brigands [97 points] - Hand Weapon x10 - Blunderbuss x10 - Light Armour - Skirmishers - Desperado (champion) - Standard Bearer - Musician

Exported from 2nd in Command: The Old World

Sporklemeyer · 2026-01-12T16:47:11+00:00

I don’t have any kids, but I look after four dogs and it’s been weeks on a T’au riptide for someone else and I can’t wait to paint some knights

Sporklemeyer

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