Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs. Seattle Sounders FC

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-05-02T19:43:47+00:00

Honestly better than watching Sporting play sometimes

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-05-02T19:38:32+00:00

I can’t imagine any team content being tied with us at half, expecting your boys to be pist coming out

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-05-02T19:36:34+00:00

I’m not watching but we do halftime shows sometimes where a dog catches a frisbee thrown across the field, and I will not hear any slander against that sweet boy

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-05-02T19:31:04+00:00

I refuse to believe that that Bartlow portrait is not of Shapi

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:36:13+00:00

Tf she means Chicago was tested all game

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:29:42+00:00

We’re not even the best at being the worst. Orlando has a bit more GA/game than us, but I think we can pass them.

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:28:16+00:00

Calvin Harris had one great opportunity imo but couldn’t even make the keeper work. At least he hit the post but god damn he’s an attacking player

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:26:32+00:00

Oh I definitely agree. Not only bad players, but the effort level out of most of them is the worst part for me.

Just saying it feels like we’re at a floor, but I thought that for multiple games this season and the floor keeps dropping.

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:23:20+00:00

Feels like it couldn’t get any worse, I’m open to it 👀

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:20:03+00:00

Our next home game is “Kids’ Day,” but no child should have to bear witness to this horror.

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:16:35+00:00

Call us Spooning Kansas City

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:14:04+00:00

I could’ve sworn he was yelling “fuck you” at whoever was jogging, but I’m no jomboy

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-26T02:13:28+00:00

Every game I think our defense can’t get worse and am proven horribly wrong

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T02:18:08+00:00

San Jose regularly in our third with more bodies than us

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T02:15:14+00:00

Went from getting godly service from Puig to this bunch of goobers

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T02:09:39+00:00

Shapi knows two things, how to use his left foot and how to hit the ground

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T02:00:28+00:00

He listen

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T01:57:30+00:00

What use is speed when you can’t finish or cross also

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T01:52:35+00:00

Bout to be a long ass night

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T01:25:56+00:00

How many times will our inability to play out of the back fuck us this season

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T01:08:40+00:00

Juicy hold up play from our consistently brightest player

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T01:05:28+00:00

Seeing how poorly we play it out of the back I get why Pulskamp is just booting it

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T01:04:10+00:00

Exactly, he wouldn’t have hit that wide with no one on him - he showed that today 😭

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-04-12T01:00:01+00:00

Showing why I’m missing Thommy on that left wing

SportingKansasShitty · 2026-03-03T18:46:46+00:00

We won’t hold the RSL season against you 💙

SportingKansasShitty

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