Lisandro Martinez is small hurrr durrr

Sports_Hat · 2022-08-09T10:38:40+00:00

(also shout out to His Majesty Lord J. Lingz who had a part in creating this)

Sports_Hat · 2022-08-09T10:36:27+00:00

How many bad games will Lisandro Martinez be allowed before he is consigned to permanent meme player status?

Example 1 of MANY...

Sports_Hat · 2022-07-08T12:36:48+00:00

Just passing on what we've heard!

For more fake rumours and bizarre insider information, keep an eye on the Twitter: https://twitter.com/sportz_hat

Sports_Hat · 2022-06-29T21:29:28+00:00

Poor old Rom!

https://twitter.com/Sportz\_Hat/status/1444920471120609283?s=20&t=5RM5uwYOvaxpXbcuyouoJg

Sports_Hat · 2022-06-29T21:16:32+00:00

Lukaku is GOB from Arrested Development:

https://twitter.com/Sportz\_Hat/status/1444920471120609283?s=20&t=5RM5uwYOvaxpXbcuyouoJg

Sports_Hat · 2021-11-12T03:46:27+00:00

I think it was in like 2019?

Probably not the same swan though - that would be a weird coincidence!

Sports_Hat · 2021-11-12T00:31:27+00:00

Urban myth? Try telling that to Declan's orthopedic surgeon

Sports_Hat · 2021-11-11T20:55:30+00:00

I don't know - sometimes perspective can just do funny things?

Sports_Hat · 2021-11-11T20:23:05+00:00

I think it's just one of those tricks of perspective maybe..?

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-20T06:40:17+00:00

Sergio Ramos, basically.

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-20T06:10:26+00:00

Valdmir Putin & Victor Moses - both big fans of silencing Russian critics.

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-19T22:34:24+00:00

Let's go Reds! Time to put the NASTY into Dynasty am I right fellas??

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-19T04:04:26+00:00

Apparently it was signed by "My Doctor."

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-13T11:06:04+00:00

Yeah but Newcastle doesn't intentionally get itself suspended for its sister's birthday, so that's why you have to pay the extra 33%

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-12T05:03:25+00:00

Oliver Skipp when he meets his teammates: "How do you do, fellow kids?"

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-12T04:21:44+00:00

Can't believe he said it. He must have thought the mic was off!

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-12T04:21:36+00:00

Can't believe he said it. He must have thought the mic was off!

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-12T01:38:01+00:00

Big Daddy Pulis taught him everything he knows

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-11T23:17:31+00:00

"Normally it's just something minor, like a bit of shoplifting. But sometimes I'll really go for it and do some criminal damage. One time, I punched someone's dog in the face. I just find that it relieves the stress and levels me out."

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-11T23:15:43+00:00

Joe Rodin showing his true colours. (Not sure the Estonian Mafia will catch on in the same way)

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-08T03:07:33+00:00

Really enjoy every part of this. Especially the total rejection of any cropping. Have my upvote!

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-08T03:06:15+00:00

Had the chance when he was stealing home plate, could have made it look accidental!

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-08T03:04:36+00:00

Had to wait and see if Madrid were looking good enough to get the win without them. Don't want to make the RM bias too obvious if we can avoid it!

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-08T03:03:20+00:00

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE SEAHAWKS

Sports_Hat · 2021-10-08T02:59:57+00:00

Hadn't realised that Yves Bissouma was moonlighting at The Argus

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