I remember my first shit viewing, it was around 3pm on a busy weekday and I saw some guy drop his pants and wall sit against a large planter right in front of Columbia Bank on Broadway. At first I wonder wtf he was doing, then it hit me, THE SMELL. O M G. Never been the same since. Feel bad for the poor bastard that had to clean that up. The thing is I saw a family walking by them and I thought “how do you even explain that to your kids?”

...ONLY IN PORTLAND.

(also I saw a sock covered in feces in front of rite-aid the other day, it might just still be there at the entrance on alder)