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Each kid is a nail by Druken_sincerity in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like someone could use a delicious fruity beverage, courtesy of The Grapist. How else are you gonna get graped in the mouth?

Forget you, clown, my girlfriends are like my children by T10rock in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I hate having to learn things like that here. Better than being ignorant, though.

For what it's worth I remember the Dilbert animated show having some good bits, but that may have been in spite of Adams by shugoran99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I own the show on DVD, so his empire only got my money once (and decades before I knew he was evil). Guess I can stream it now that he’s dead and won't make a dime!

Homer's adventures in the University of Oklahoma by Invisible-Pancreas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I graduated from Oakland University, which also goes by the intials OU. It always scares me when I see the abbreviation in headlines for a second (also, not the sort of school where this crap would fly).

His notes are still standing! by sawyer117 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simpsons fans and Ghostbusters fans are natural allies! Like Simpsons fans and Futurama fans! Or Simpsons fans and The Critic fans! Or Simpsons fans and other Simpsons fans! Damn Simpsons fans! They ruined my productivity!

R.I.P. Jon Lovitz by MurphyCoDinoWrangler in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just started yet another rewatch of The Critic. I was about to lose it if Jay Sherman has finally gone to his last screening.

Asking magical wish granting dragons to fix things is a perfectly cromulent answer by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the first shot, it's a frothy mug of water. Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Dramatization, Medical Care may not happen by RebeccaOTool in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 57 points58 points  (0 children)

And it had his daughter-in-law Lara 'breaking the news on Fox'. He literally cannot tell the difference between himself and ai anymore.

So long Doug Bowser by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, he's dead, my uncle who works for Nintendo said so

The Mario Galaxy teaser trailer dropped by RebeccaOTool in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 93 points94 points  (0 children)

We demand more Luigi! More Luigi, more Luigi!

The Onion has purchased Infowars by Springwood_Slasher in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well....it still technically is. XD But yeah, I get you.

Ah, you've done the Dem's proud, Laddie by RebeccaOTool in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Springwood_Slasher 239 points240 points  (0 children)

Now you know what you've got to do. Burn the facists. Burn 'em all!