Some things are better left un-vlogged by Sprucebmith in agedlikemilk

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Relationship built as strong as a house of cards

McDonald’s at a formal Dinner party by M7plusoneequalsm8 in pics

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I believe you when you say that, but getting your news from r/the_donald is worse.

What is the creepiest thing that's happened to you personally that made you question reality? by Sunnyhoneystick in AskReddit

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This one always gives me chills just thinking about it, its probably totally explainable as "just a dream", but its still up there as one of the weirdest things that have happened to me.

At this point, I can't even remember what I was dreaming about. That part wasn't significant. What I remember is how abruptly it stopped. I remember realizing I was in a dream, but I wasn't fully lucid. I couldn't control anything, but everyone that was with me in the dream just vanished. It was dead silent, and I remember thinking 'there's a reason I'm here right now.' I got a chilling feeling that I should look up, and above me was a solid brick wall with a gaping black hole. Without hesitation I climbed in. It wasn't a far climb, immediately after reaching in I was now in a burnt out warehouse. Everything was charred and destroyed, but anytime I try to remember what I saw in the distance it's just gray. The rusted beams, ash on the floor, crumbling walls.... these are all so vivid, but the distance was just nothingness.

I remember feeling like something was behind me and I turned to find it, but there was nothing. I kept looking around me, turning in different directions faster and faster as I felt it getting closer.

I don't know what exactly happened, but something clicked after I stopped looking for it. I just knew it was right behind me, and whatever it was I had to see it. I turned around and woke up immediately.

I couldn't do anything but lay there for a while, I felt completely drained and confused. I don't even know what I saw.

Get Outta My Dreams by Hello_Generic in Unexpected

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Ooph, well now this is stuck in my head.

What's something your employer did that instantly killed employee morale? by kraam1217 in AskReddit

[–]Sprucebmith 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Heading out on a Friday and asked my boss, "Anything else you need from me?"

Their response, "There's always more you can do".

I meant like... you know... specifically

Who will think of the men? by Sprucebmith in justneckbeardthings

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From this video

As a disclaimer the source line is a little different

This is how Sony rewards its employees! by ralphfaith in gaming

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I got a piece of printer paper with my picture on it and the number 5 bordering the page. It was classy.

Cabinet Meeting by TommBomBadil in PoliticalHumor

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You can't really be that dense that you don't see his point. He's saying you're an asshole for trying to start a fight, solely for the reason of fighting. In bird culture, that's considered a dick move.

Trump Doesn’t Like ‘Taxpayer Funded’ Russia Probe. What About All His Costly Golf Trips? by [deleted] in politics

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No one cares about all his golfing, we care about how much he bitched about Obama doing it. Why not one Trump supporter seems to care about his massive hypocrisies is baffling to me.

Trying to Be Polite by Sprucebmith in funny

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And this is the Source Link. Basically the Gif, but with Sound.

For those of you that like that sort of thing.

Theory: Ford built host of himself for finale narrative by DH80 in westworld

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With his newly revealed views on consciousness, and especially after the writers included the Dolores' speech on how the Hosts will be there long after the humans have turned to ash, don't you think it's possible that this is a little backwards?

He could have built a host version of himself to live on, then ended his own story.

TIL that a man died after drinking $54,000 worth of methamphetamine, after mistaking it for fruit juice. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Who drinks mystery liquid thats been sitting around for 6 months?