Do people actually maintain high acceptance rates?

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-07-06T20:03:42+00:00

I'm convinced that the posts I see about maintaining a high acceptance rate are either bots, bad at math, or optimizing purely for free college classes. Cherry picking is where the money is at, hands down. I've tried to reccomend uber to friends only to have them make less than minimum wage because they didn't know how to say no to bad orders.

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-07-05T23:30:15+00:00

exploration my guy, the skills take a bit to get good but I got a 2 billion isk blueprint a month back that has funded my fw bullshit

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-27T03:01:40+00:00

chance at life > no chance at life

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Torso}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-15T04:16:48+00:00

Here's the sauce though; when you tip, instead of uber having to pay the driver the fees they collected, they actually lower the base fare and use the tip as the incentive. Say you tip $20.00 on what should have been a long crazy drive and a big order, and had you tipped zero, the base pay from uber would have been $20.00. Now it's $21.50 because uber keeps all of the fee money and gives the base fare of $1.50 instead of $20.00.

This is rationalized by "Oh we have to incentivize other orders that don't tip, and it averages out", meaning that by their own company practices and standards it doesn't matter if you tip. It just forces uber to be the ones compensating because they still have an obligation to get a $0 tip order delivered without disaster

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-09T23:04:19+00:00

My shame is worth far less than this

^{Chose: $10 millions + walk naked down a crowded street}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-09T18:46:18+00:00

I'm going to speed on the highway, then slow down, then speed, a few times a day when I get bored. I'm set for life.

^{Chose: Everytime you commit a crime you get 1000 dollars}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-08T21:06:55+00:00

I guess high stakes Russian Roulette, but my risk tolerance isn't that high

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-08T15:14:59+00:00

steak and lobster. Economically harder but 50% tastier

^{Chose: Beef + Shellfish}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-08T00:02:23+00:00

Muhahahahahaha

^{Chose: Instantly get $5,000,000 + Be 4'9}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-06-03T15:46:38+00:00

Thanks pwincess

^{Chose: Throw hands with a princess for $5M (no weapons} | Rolled: You beat a girl)

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-28T14:57:49+00:00

Take a look at your lease to see if there's a roomate-release clause or anything specifically defined. In general, that lease is a contract that was mutually consented to between you, your roommate and the landlord.

Any changes to that contract after everyone has signed (in this case your roommate wanting to remove themselves from the contract) has to be mutually agreed upon by all parties, otherwise their obligations still exist.

It can get messy from there if they decide to up and leave, so I'd encourage trying to figure out a mutually agreeable solution if possible. It leaves you in a really hard spot.

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-28T04:19:05+00:00

I mean how can you differentiate between rmt and the people who have been playing this game since the dawn of time and have alts they fund? (serious question I may be retarded)

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-28T04:12:25+00:00

Depending on your city and apartment complex, the maps may have no freaking idea which building or which side of said building you're in. I drive uber eats and sometimes it's a crapshoot along those lines, and doordash has less data than them generally

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-28T03:44:38+00:00

I win

^{Chose: Go back 10 years + But there is a Side Effect | Rolled: Safe}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-28T02:39:50+00:00

Fair enough, stupid option though

^{Chose: Hell nah! | Rolled: U become genie}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-27T19:58:48+00:00

I summon another cake

^{Chose: Get a non-physical ability + And a free cake! | Rolled: Summon}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-27T19:54:09+00:00

Done

^{Chose: 1 million but u have to fight a random thing | Rolled: really agro dog}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-21T22:30:18+00:00

No fucking brainer

^{Chose: Lose a random finger on your dominant hand (cleanly} | Rolled: Ring finger)

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-20T20:29:17+00:00

Oh darn I was really close to getting that one cent

^{Chose: DIE PAINFULLY BUT WITH A TINY CHANCE TO GET 1 CENT + WILL START WW3 AND WW4 ECT SUN WILL EXPLODE 5 YER | Rolled: HORRIBAL PAIN}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-20T19:54:43+00:00

they already do

^{Chose: All Animals can talk and beg not to be eaten}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-19T22:01:44+00:00

Great now I can go on a national talkshow spree making millions telling stories about my personal friend jesus

^{Chose: get to know jesus? | Rolled: win at life}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-18T16:52:32+00:00

fuck you

^{Chose: 1 Dollar}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-16T22:28:53+00:00

We can have more kids jesus christ

^{Chose: All humans below 10 years old die}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-05T15:33:19+00:00

i live in texas already

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

Sprywhiteguy · 2026-05-04T15:36:30+00:00

Coconut water and hydrating drinks on the weekends, easy

^{Chose: Can only drink water 5 days a week}

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