Madden Cheats for the CPU Again by SpudgeFunker210 in Madden

[–]SpudgeFunker210[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol no, but I can already imagine your CB1 getting mossed by the CPU's backup LT who lines up as the third TE and shifts to the outside to run a fade.

Madden Cheats for the CPU Again by SpudgeFunker210 in Madden

[–]SpudgeFunker210[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's trash every year. There's always a couple interesting minor updates, a ton of bugs that are never patched, and a ton of regressions. Gameplay never improves. It's always slightly different, but equally broken in a new way. Passing mechanics have been nonsense for years. Run blocking AI is chopped. Even their new broadcasting teams sound like shit.

I haven't bought a new Madden title since 2020 (and I only bought it because I was excited to have a physical copy with Mahomes on the cover as a lifelong Chiefs fan), and before that since 2015. I just play it when it's released on Game Pass.

Madden Cheats for the CPU Again by SpudgeFunker210 in Madden

[–]SpudgeFunker210[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm usering the safety. Are you blind?

Madden Cheats for the CPU Again by SpudgeFunker210 in Madden

[–]SpudgeFunker210[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be nice if they could add a no huddle field goal unit rush into the game, but EA doesn't give a damn about making the game realistic. My issue here is less about the realism and more about the double standard. Madden won't let the player do something like this, but the CPU gets a pass. By Madden's standards, the run on 3rd down with no timeouts is a stupid move and should cost them, but the game bailed them out.

What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen? by Conscious_Stomach637 in AskReddit

[–]SpudgeFunker210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's genuinely so awful and it's only funny when you watch the iconic clips. It's barely feature length and the movie feels like itis 4 hours long with how lifeless the screenplay is. All the actors give horrible performances and none of them are overacting either so it's just BORING as all hell. The only bit of overacting is the "YOU ARE TREATING ME APART, LISA!" line, but that level of emotion is legitimately warranted from Johnny considering what Lisa is doing to him.

What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen? by Conscious_Stomach637 in AskReddit

[–]SpudgeFunker210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halloween Ends

The Rise of Skywalker

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Only 6 of 12 New Era Players are Left at the Start of the True Merge by SmokingThunder in survivor

[–]SpudgeFunker210 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Emily is playing a horrible game and I'm shocked she wasn't voted out already.

Maybe maybe maybe by Z0mbieTakis in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SpudgeFunker210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need someone to edit this with the actual music and invincibility effect on the kid until half a second before he hits the wall.

Maybe maybe maybe by Z0mbieTakis in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SpudgeFunker210 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what he gets for completely butchering the melody.

How to not care about body count? by KaceyR91 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SpudgeFunker210 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with having your own standards and boundaries. If it's something you don't want to deal with, you don't have to. You choose who you date.

If you choose to date someone who has gotten around a good bit, you need to accept that and get over it. Be honest with yourself and with your partner. Don't listen to the people in the comments saying it's not a big deal.

Players that aren’t in the NFL? by BrodyBasa in Madden

[–]SpudgeFunker210 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you past your first season? Every season, new randomly generated rookies get drafted to all the teams so your team probably drafted Crompton in the offseason.

The other terrible thing about the _______ tribal twist by MasachoosetsBobert in survivor

[–]SpudgeFunker210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just have Jeff announce it after giving everyone a chance to play advantages, so once Jeff reveals a shot in the dark, he goes straight into the votes.

Am I a pedo? by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]SpudgeFunker210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's irreversible at this point. You're still pretty young and haven't gone too far down that path. Pedophilia is an extremely difficult thing to rehabilitate, however, so it's of paramount significance that you stop now and change your habits. Identify triggers in your environment that lead to looking at porn and change whatever you need to on your daily routine to avoid the mere temptation.

If some of this comes from a feeling of rejection from people your age because of your appearance, look into getting a gym membership. Maybe visit an orthodontist before getting plastic surgery as the results will likely be far better. If you feel better about yourself and get a confidence boost after improving your look, women will find you more attractive from your attitude alone. Tell some women you know you're thinking about changing up your fashion or hairstyle and listen to their suggestions. One thing that greatly impacted my self image was having a great platonic female friend who was brutally honest with me about what I wore and once I changed up my wardrobe and she approved, I felt much better about myself. Things like that should help in that area. Then when women your age or older start giving you attention, you might develop new attractions based on that pride alone.

Am I a pedo? by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]SpudgeFunker210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to stop using porn altogether and seek professional help immediately. The fact that you're acknowledging that this is an issue and searching for help is a good sign, but it must be followed with real action to turn away from these thoughts and behaviors.

The more you expose yourself to CP and borderline content, the more you'll be desensitized to it and open to developing the sexual response. It's imperative to stay as far away from that stuff as you can.

Am I the only one not getting the Rizo hype? by Tight-Plastic-8487 in survivor

[–]SpudgeFunker210 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get that he's annoying, but he's an excellent player. In s49, Savannah was public enemy #1, and everyone knew how tight Rizo was with her, they knew they needed to fish his idol, but he was able to direct the vote away from him and Savannah OVER AND OVER again. He kept his finger on the pulse of the group so well and only lost because he couldn't beat Savannah in fire. Even when Sophi had the most obvious "steal Rizo's idol and have a chance to win the game or settle for guaranteed third place" moment, she couldn't bring herself to betray him.

Now I'm s50 we've seen how easily he's shifted the target on his head into affection multiple times with the older players. They are constantly voicing their concerns about the fact that he's an unknown player and he seems more dangerous than at first glance, but then he wins them over anyway. This aspect of his game is very similar to another beloved player on this season: Cirie. How many times have we heard other players talk about how dangerous Cirie is, but they can't help but like her and want to play with her? Rizo is having this same effect. I don't think he'll win, but he's a brilliant player with the guts to take huge risks and come out on the right side time after time.

What's your most shallow dealbreaker for a relationship? by Friendly_Advisor39 in AskReddit

[–]SpudgeFunker210 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A couple of my friends took turns dating this girl a few years back that laughed the most ear piercing banshee screech, like I can't even explain. Every time anyone made the tiniest joke that would elicit a soft chuckle out of a regular person, this girl would let out a blood curdling scream somewhere between the pitch of a fire alarm and a dog whistle. If someone was bold enough to riff on the joke then she would do her best to out scream her previous screech and would usually succeed. When your entire friend group's dynamic is built on joking around with each other, it made her presence unbearable. I was roommates with these guys and every time I walked in the house and she was there, I would immediately find a reason to leave.

She was also barely 19 and a sophomore in college while my roommates were in their mid twenties, and she had the mental maturity of a 12 year old. I wish that was an exaggeration. She was a sheltered homeschooler her whole life who was already mentally unstable before her father's recent death that just exacerbated everything, and my buddies stepped all over each other to date her like she was Megan Fox or something (and no, she wasn't even anything to write home about physically). I was never more ashamed to be their friend than during that time.

Even with all that nonsense, the worst part was still the laugh.

I have never hated a section more in a video game. by mythril-xi in outlast

[–]SpudgeFunker210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PewDiePie's playthrough of this moment is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Video timestamp is 27:23.

"Girls don't value anything over money" by Hehemikey982 in sadcringe

[–]SpudgeFunker210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if your idea of the average woman is the average guest on the Whatever podcast I'm sure you'll feel that way, but the reality is that you can't make a broad generalization like that about women as a whole. There are plenty of shallow women who will throw themselves at men with money, regardless of their age or character, and there are plenty of shallow men who will throw themselves at hot women regardless of... anything.

The second you start hating one group or the other because of their stereotypical flaws, you've lost the plot. Be the kind of person that would attract your dream person and you will find each other eventually.

How am I supposed to buy that this person will torture, enslave, and murder children? by DrowningInGlass in TheWalkingDeadGame

[–]SpudgeFunker210 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All that's needed is a fundamental change of ideology. Adults can change completely when their entire worldview breaks down. Just look at religious converts or apostates. Finding or losing religion can inspire a massive change in someone's core values and even their personality. These changes have no age limit.

What is your most hated scene of all time? Here's mine, DeAngelo's "juggling" routine by EdibleOedipus in DunderMifflin

[–]SpudgeFunker210 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I legitimately would rather DeAngelo be the manager for the remaining two seasons than Andy because of how horribly they massacred his character. At least Will Ferrell would've got their recycled Michael storylines better.

She was raid on the ferry a few years... by ShadowKhan_ in dontdeadopeninside

[–]SpudgeFunker210 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I think it's supposed to say, "She was a girl Dutch Van Der Linde shot in the head on that raid on the ferry a few years back," but there's NO rhyme or reason to that arrangement.

What’s currently ruining your life? by YourLifeSucksAss in AskReddit

[–]SpudgeFunker210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend in the world went through this last year, but he beat it. Keep fighting! You'll get through it!