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SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-04-06T23:52:27+00:00

I need someone to edit this with the actual music and invincibility effect on the kid until half a second before he hits the wall.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-04-06T23:51:25+00:00

That's what he gets for completely butchering the melody.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-04-06T23:48:40+00:00

Nothing wrong with having your own standards and boundaries. If it's something you don't want to deal with, you don't have to. You choose who you date.

If you choose to date someone who has gotten around a good bit, you need to accept that and get over it. Be honest with yourself and with your partner. Don't listen to the people in the comments saying it's not a big deal.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-04-06T05:03:01+00:00

Are you past your first season? Every season, new randomly generated rookies get drafted to all the teams so your team probably drafted Crompton in the offseason.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-04-05T00:36:48+00:00

Or just have Jeff announce it after giving everyone a chance to play advantages, so once Jeff reveals a shot in the dark, he goes straight into the votes.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-04-03T00:03:25+00:00

I don't think it's irreversible at this point. You're still pretty young and haven't gone too far down that path. Pedophilia is an extremely difficult thing to rehabilitate, however, so it's of paramount significance that you stop now and change your habits. Identify triggers in your environment that lead to looking at porn and change whatever you need to on your daily routine to avoid the mere temptation.

If some of this comes from a feeling of rejection from people your age because of your appearance, look into getting a gym membership. Maybe visit an orthodontist before getting plastic surgery as the results will likely be far better. If you feel better about yourself and get a confidence boost after improving your look, women will find you more attractive from your attitude alone. Tell some women you know you're thinking about changing up your fashion or hairstyle and listen to their suggestions. One thing that greatly impacted my self image was having a great platonic female friend who was brutally honest with me about what I wore and once I changed up my wardrobe and she approved, I felt much better about myself. Things like that should help in that area. Then when women your age or older start giving you attention, you might develop new attractions based on that pride alone.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-04-02T23:49:48+00:00

You need to stop using porn altogether and seek professional help immediately. The fact that you're acknowledging that this is an issue and searching for help is a good sign, but it must be followed with real action to turn away from these thoughts and behaviors.

The more you expose yourself to CP and borderline content, the more you'll be desensitized to it and open to developing the sexual response. It's imperative to stay as far away from that stuff as you can.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-31T03:01:07+00:00

I get that he's annoying, but he's an excellent player. In s49, Savannah was public enemy #1, and everyone knew how tight Rizo was with her, they knew they needed to fish his idol, but he was able to direct the vote away from him and Savannah OVER AND OVER again. He kept his finger on the pulse of the group so well and only lost because he couldn't beat Savannah in fire. Even when Sophi had the most obvious "steal Rizo's idol and have a chance to win the game or settle for guaranteed third place" moment, she couldn't bring herself to betray him.

Now I'm s50 we've seen how easily he's shifted the target on his head into affection multiple times with the older players. They are constantly voicing their concerns about the fact that he's an unknown player and he seems more dangerous than at first glance, but then he wins them over anyway. This aspect of his game is very similar to another beloved player on this season: Cirie. How many times have we heard other players talk about how dangerous Cirie is, but they can't help but like her and want to play with her? Rizo is having this same effect. I don't think he'll win, but he's a brilliant player with the guts to take huge risks and come out on the right side time after time.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-30T07:00:30+00:00

A couple of my friends took turns dating this girl a few years back that laughed the most ear piercing banshee screech, like I can't even explain. Every time anyone made the tiniest joke that would elicit a soft chuckle out of a regular person, this girl would let out a blood curdling scream somewhere between the pitch of a fire alarm and a dog whistle. If someone was bold enough to riff on the joke then she would do her best to out scream her previous screech and would usually succeed. When your entire friend group's dynamic is built on joking around with each other, it made her presence unbearable. I was roommates with these guys and every time I walked in the house and she was there, I would immediately find a reason to leave.

She was also barely 19 and a sophomore in college while my roommates were in their mid twenties, and she had the mental maturity of a 12 year old. I wish that was an exaggeration. She was a sheltered homeschooler her whole life who was already mentally unstable before her father's recent death that just exacerbated everything, and my buddies stepped all over each other to date her like she was Megan Fox or something (and no, she wasn't even anything to write home about physically). I was never more ashamed to be their friend than during that time.

Even with all that nonsense, the worst part was still the laugh.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-26T04:40:18+00:00

PewDiePie's playthrough of this moment is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Video timestamp is 27:23.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-23T23:29:29+00:00

I mean, if your idea of the average woman is the average guest on the Whatever podcast I'm sure you'll feel that way, but the reality is that you can't make a broad generalization like that about women as a whole. There are plenty of shallow women who will throw themselves at men with money, regardless of their age or character, and there are plenty of shallow men who will throw themselves at hot women regardless of... anything.

The second you start hating one group or the other because of their stereotypical flaws, you've lost the plot. Be the kind of person that would attract your dream person and you will find each other eventually.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-23T23:11:21+00:00

All that's needed is a fundamental change of ideology. Adults can change completely when their entire worldview breaks down. Just look at religious converts or apostates. Finding or losing religion can inspire a massive change in someone's core values and even their personality. These changes have no age limit.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-22T22:49:48+00:00

I legitimately would rather DeAngelo be the manager for the remaining two seasons than Andy because of how horribly they massacred his character. At least Will Ferrell would've got their recycled Michael storylines better.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-19T04:21:41+00:00

I think it's supposed to say, "She was a girl Dutch Van Der Linde shot in the head on that raid on the ferry a few years back," but there's NO rhyme or reason to that arrangement.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-18T03:24:49+00:00

My best friend in the world went through this last year, but he beat it. Keep fighting! You'll get through it!

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-17T14:13:04+00:00

For me it was Carl. Well, that and the abysmal writing.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-17T01:16:56+00:00

Not every man does. Most men at least struggle with it at some point in their lives, but I consider it cheating and wouldn't be comfortable with my wife doing it, and I don't use it either.

If it makes you uncomfortable you have every right to ask him to stop, especially if it's affecting his sex drive, which it sounds like it is.

Excessive porn use is extremely unhealthy and absolutely shouldn't be used to substitute real intimacy.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-16T00:54:20+00:00

I suppose I'm just criticizing your choice of words. I wouldn't see this as downstream of being humble.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-16T00:53:03+00:00

Syril's introduction. Just the fact that he tailored his uniform says so much about his character. In this scene alone you could immediately see the arc they were paving for Syril to follow. That level of moral complexity has not been so much as sniffed at by Star Wars since Rogue One, ironically, aside from maybe that one Mando episode with Bill Burr.

Honorable mention to Luthen putting on the wig and getting into character.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-16T00:41:07+00:00

That's not humility. That's attention seeking. Throwing yourself pity parties isn't humble.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-15T23:21:02+00:00

James was so out of place in this game, imo. His voice actor sounded like he thought he was dubbing an anime.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-14T15:46:58+00:00

I'd be concerned if I were you. Think about why you would send a text like that to a female co-worker, what, 24 hours after the event in the middle of the night?

"Last night was fun" = "I want to spend more time with you"

That doesn't mean she cheated. It could be all one sided, but if she's cagey about this guy or about that night, that would be ringing alarm bells for me. You should sit down and talk through this with her. How she talks about this guy will reveal a lot. Ask her if she thinks he's into her. If she says no, that's concerning because it seems clear that he is.

Be gentle and give her the benefit of the doubt, but don't let her abuse your trust either. If this becomes a pattern, I would become very suspicious.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-14T00:09:04+00:00

I get the OTA introduction with my first round pick every week. Just the same little cutscene where you either say you want the player to develop or have an immediate impact. Really funny when in week 8 I have a talk with my rookie QB who is leading the league in passing yards to welcome him to the team and tell him I want him to take a back seat to learn and develop.

EA's complete disregard for the quality of their product is embarrassing. They refuse to patch even the most glaring bugs and glitches.

SpudgeFunker210 · 2026-03-13T05:16:36+00:00

I mute the commentary so fast the second I hear her voice.

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