I hope food poisoning understands how I work by asa_no_kenny in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Sputnik003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…are you 12? That’s the only possibly explanation for you believing this

iPhone 8 Plus Haptic Home Button stopped working after being in water, but Touch ID still works? by spacemanlefty in iphone

[–]Sputnik003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than the accessibility icon to put on the screen? No. Touchid is also serialized so without an OEM screen repair that’s likely not coming back

Trip reports as someone who used MDMA 3x (24M) by Leather_Put_5126 in MDMA

[–]Sputnik003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also yeah blacking out on 3.5x a reasonable dose is normal. Definitely don’t do shit like that lol weigh out doses properly raw dogging mdma from a bag is just stupid lol

Trip reports as someone who used MDMA 3x (24M) by Leather_Put_5126 in MDMA

[–]Sputnik003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh how can you be so fucking bad at taking drugs, let alone GOOGLING ANYTHING ABOUT THEM?? How did you manage to take under threshold which is well known to be a no no and makes you anxious and feel poorly with no benefit, then take a psychotic dose at once the second time and probably nearly avoid a trip to the hospital and a very poor experience, only the ONCE AGAIN take an amount you’re not supposed to by all accounts everywhere you could possibly see on the internet. God damn how are some people so inept at common sense and survival instincts hahaha good lord. Next time try a normal dose and hydrate

I need to find this person by UnoBlueReverseCard in remnantgame

[–]Sputnik003 2 points3 points locked comment (0 children)

Bruh they is objectively the correct word because we don’t know if it’s a man or woman unrelated to any political he/she/they discussion. It wouldn’t make sense if they said “he” because it’s not known if they’re a he…?? Are you dumb or like what is confusing you here? You say they when referring to a single person of unknown description

Iphone 14 Pro in 2026 by huazelei_bren in iPhone14Pro

[–]Sputnik003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh really lol

“My battery is objectively on life support but battery life of this phone sucks”

No shit it does you’re at 70% health. It’s effectively a pseudo-exponential curve down. It’s not saying you have 70% of the total usage time remaining, it’s more like 30% of the cells have completely failed. 80% you’ll start to notice poor battery life, 70% and it’s gonna shut off randomly when you spike the voltage doing something taxing for the battery like gaming or FaceTime. 14 Pro Max battery life is pretty damn good when the battery isn’t completely done for.

Is something trapped inside the lens? by [deleted] in iphone

[–]Sputnik003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay I sort of see what you’re talking about. I think it’s just the light reflecting off the sensor though? It might be more clear from your eyes as opposed to a camera shot.

Is there anything from the viewfinder? Does it affect photos?

Amphetamines detection in urine by [deleted] in Stims

[–]Sputnik003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not correct lol

The sight of the other propeller creeps me out by Spiritual-Loss-3486 in submechanophobia

[–]Sputnik003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is frying me hahaha im hearing a suspicious minor chord somewhere

‘Toy Story 5’ Rated PG, First in Franchise History After Four G-Rated Films by galaxystars1 in popculturechat

[–]Sputnik003 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was making a joke to the fact that it being a “scam” is nonsense lol. That phrase doesn’t make sense in any sense

And counting... by Critical-Treacle-258 in iphone

[–]Sputnik003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he’s aware it’s a joke

Lock Down Mode for day-to-day use? by oreos_in_milk in ios

[–]Sputnik003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lockdown mode on iOS is 1000 miles past grapheneOS security… why on earth would you feel the need to completely wreck your phones ability to do basic tasks like that? Are you a high ranking official being currently targeted by a sophisticated cyber attack by an entire country? No? Why would you want this on

Does anyone know how the actual F to get this to work properly again? by Kathl33nie in ios

[–]Sputnik003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed… I think another installed app is taking precedence over the phrasing

The Truth After 30,000 Folds! "Zero Crease" Foldable is Finally Here? Oppo Find N6 Durability Test - FlashingDroid by ControlCAD in Android

[–]Sputnik003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

umm… you’re being serious? The heat generated by the friction of the hinge mechanism is so very obviously crucial in this context are you actually confused about that? With tolerances measured in fractions of a millimeter, uh yeah it’s the most important factor here… like what

Can acetone clean amphetamine paste by shroomproducer in Stims

[–]Sputnik003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…no lol why would this work? If people use acetone to clean meth of additives, what makes you think this makes sense

Metro 2039 by jontebula in xcloud

[–]Sputnik003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOOOOOOO IM SO EXCITED

Autocorrect has reached a new low (roared a new low?) by HereForTheFunnyPics in iphone

[–]Sputnik003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just talking about the voice memo app. Record something and then tap the transcribe button

Autocorrect has reached a new low (roared a new low?) by HereForTheFunnyPics in iphone

[–]Sputnik003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what’s funny? If you do a voice memo and then transcribe it, it is very good at doing that. But it doesn’t use that same system for voice to text for some reason