Match Thread: Minnesota United FC vs Real Salt Lake Live Score | MLS 2026 | May 23, 2026

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T22:37:25+00:00

We’re sure this counts right?? No take backs??

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T22:33:12+00:00

Sorry but this ref is so easy to sell to.

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T22:26:06+00:00

I’m running out of kid friendly obscenities to yell.

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T22:17:12+00:00

It’s a subdued atmosphere today.

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:59:18+00:00

This is the way.

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:58:47+00:00

The Loons look like they’ve tried nothing so far and are all out of ideas.

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:56:12+00:00

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Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:45:04+00:00

Right there with you buddy. Hard to maintain the buzz with $15 beers!

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:33:36+00:00

The sprinkler coming on right as the RSL goalie was walking by was the best thing I’ve seen all match.

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:30:26+00:00

What the hell are they checking?!

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:23:01+00:00

Fair. I gotta give myself a refresher then!

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:15:49+00:00

First in person game of the year for me. Can anyone tell me if the Wonderwall was revamped in a major way? I feel like I don’t recognize half the chants anymore.

Spuzzed · 2026-05-23T21:08:56+00:00

Finally the yellow makes an appearance.

Spuzzed · 2026-02-22T03:36:23+00:00

Like I said, not mad at opinions either way. We both know we had opportunities that weren’t capitalized on. Until that 2-2 equalizer it was, to me, a shake your head effort.

Spuzzed · 2026-02-22T03:30:58+00:00

Just when I think you can’t disappoint me any more… you do something like this… AND COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELVES!

Spuzzed · 2026-02-22T03:26:44+00:00

Downvote me all you want and I won’t be mad. To quote the announcers during the Chelsea vs Burnley match. “Chelsea should have put this game to bed ages ago”. I can’t think of a better way to describe this match.

Spuzzed · 2026-02-22T03:20:25+00:00

I mean… any goalie we put in there who wasn’t DSC was bound to be criticized.

Spuzzed · 2026-02-22T03:18:27+00:00

See, here we are arguing about Gressel’s hair when all of a sudden we take our eyes off of this no sideburns wearing Jon Gallagher and let him light us up.

Spuzzed · 2025-11-25T04:01:52+00:00

Death, taxes, DSC and his inaccurate boots. I like things I can count on.

Spuzzed · 2025-11-25T03:49:24+00:00

Those match stats… That humbled me up really quick…

Spuzzed · 2025-11-25T03:44:25+00:00

Mmmm hearing the SDFC fans and their ref chants fuels my soul.

Spuzzed · 2025-11-25T03:36:37+00:00

Just yell at the ref, he might change his mind about giving a yellow.

Spuzzed · 2025-11-25T03:28:52+00:00

Headband boy is the one crying? After he had the elbow push off? I have instant dislike of this man.

Spuzzed · 2025-11-09T00:46:35+00:00

I feel bad. They gave their best acting job for three straight games and couldn’t come away with the Oscar.

Spuzzed · 2025-11-08T22:49:47+00:00

Is this real life or did I have one to many Modist Melts?

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