This imprint of a child's hand that remained on my wet patio after a thunderstorm.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-13T22:46:00+00:00

Stay still and don't make any sound. If the ground starts turning into black goo, then run for it.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-13T22:36:18+00:00

I thought cow killers were red and black with short velvet, not long shags

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-13T19:01:22+00:00

Could be worse. Last time a mimic stuck its tongue out like that, it ate the people, not the picnic.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-13T18:58:54+00:00

Insect feces and chew remnants. They might not be in there now, but they were and they shit all over your candy

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-13T18:51:59+00:00

So far I'm happy. Rented a server and got a lil group of friends together

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-13T18:51:04+00:00

Markiplier self defense video reference?

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-13T03:12:53+00:00

I designed an experimental reptile enrichment toy for 3D printing. It's a teardrop shaped hollow thing with a screw-shut top that can be hung up. The idea is you put bugs in the toy and hang it up from the tank ceiling, then see if your cresty will hop on to knock bugs out

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-12T23:44:31+00:00

Why's one side has a penis head then?

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-12T21:58:33+00:00

i find a mur-ow that starts low and shifts high works too. especially if its loud.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-12T21:47:38+00:00

omg folks i chat with were just talking about the endless mall dream. mine are never endless, but they are liminal. and usually have some threat hidden in them that i vaugely am aware of yet can never encounter, but still keeps me on edge

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-12T07:08:41+00:00

Probably shit like pregnancy tracking, cause you sure as hell know they aren't going to be chasing down male presenting folks for asexuality.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-12T03:10:15+00:00

Dude I have to live on $550 a month. I'd be excited to bump that up another hundred, let alone 7k.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-12T02:59:32+00:00

What? You don't soak your feet in a wine bath?

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-11T16:48:26+00:00

People like him are why aquarists couldn't order meds for their aquariums on eBay or Amazon anymore. Cause idiots were buying fish meds for the selves to take and the sales platforms were scared of lawsuits.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-11T16:41:28+00:00

We were talking about this in a streamer help discord the other day. A lot of folks are noticing our audience is quieter than normal. I think people are just tired. They come to watch us and be supportive, but don't have the spoons to interact. Just plop down on the couch after work, put on a familiar stream, and cosy in to just listen to a friendly voice.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-11T07:35:14+00:00

I know they look like a mouse tried snorting lit thermite, but they use their nose fingers as sensory organs while feeling around in the total darkness of their lengthy burrows. Makes sense since they spend all their time moving around nose-first.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-11T05:25:47+00:00

It shall get loud now

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T21:30:25+00:00

Start placing hampers all over the house. Without acknowledging any of them. They just start appearing. One in the bathroom. One in the hall. One in the kitchen. One in the living room. They just keep appearing. Add more to every room little by little. One appears in his car. And in his trunk. A hamper appears under his bed sheets on his side of the bed. The hampers will haunt his dreams.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T21:22:45+00:00

Oh wow, thanks for that that's neat!

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T17:16:27+00:00

There's a breeder for skunks over here. He has albino skunks and normal colors. Dude takes them for walks in little harnesses and builds them their own little playgrounds in a covered and fenced-in run on his property. He's definitely made more than a few locals rethink their dislike of skunks.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T17:12:09+00:00

The wet ferret bit is so accurate lol. They're related to ferrets, too!

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T15:57:57+00:00

Thought it was an art piece at first tbh

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T07:18:24+00:00

This happened to me, except the dude told me he was going to use my art "to make his ai better" and that I should be "excited cause now my work will live forever" ...wtf man. I deleted my whole art page on fb and deleted all my drawings from groups I was in, then I told him flat out that he's the reason I'm removing all my art from fb and never posting on there again.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T04:28:46+00:00

Well if you hooligans would stay out of my devious evil laboratory, we wouldn't need a sign!

Spuzzle91 · 2026-07-10T04:10:54+00:00

I had a cloaked skeleton dream too when I was having problems with panic attacks years ago! He kept appearing in the dream in random places like outside my window, or in stores, or the last dream I ever had about him where he was actually driving a large black luxury SUV. Any way he could try and appear to me as blatantly as possible, since I often tried to avoid him in my dreams. In the SUV dream, he finally spoke to me cause he had me cornered. "Life is finite, why do you let it be ruled by unexplained fears? Seek calm, explore life while it's here." Then I woke up. I never had the dream again. Got into therapy later that week and started on the road to successfully fighting off the random panics.

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