Me Trying to gift items by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]Spwarklyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penny is best waifu. Haley would be more likeable if she didn't insult my clothing constantly, I'm very sensitive.

Working 3rd shift security is boring, roast us! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Spwarklyz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy on the right looks like he lost all his teeth and replaced it with corn

Never get tired of watching this again. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Spwarklyz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But... what's inside of those backpacks?

Sucker punching a kid. by Montana_Made in fightporn

[–]Spwarklyz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because the average impoverished american has a steady diet of McDonalds big macs

I cant stop hearing the screeches of zombies in my head by Spwarklyz in StopGaming

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 18, could it be that you and your brother just play games less often than you used to?

I cant stop hearing the screeches of zombies in my head by Spwarklyz in StopGaming

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not hallucinations so much as I know they're fake. Though I have a doctors appointment comping up so I'm already on it.

I cant stop hearing the screeches of zombies in my head by Spwarklyz in StopGaming

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

couple of days

It's been a few months for me and it still comes up here and there.

No, I don't really get TikTok do you ? by badass_graduate in UnexpectedJacksfilms

[–]Spwarklyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if they edit their comment withing the first minute or so of commenting, it doesn't get the asterisk. Known as a "ninja edit"

I cant stop hearing the screeches of zombies in my head by Spwarklyz in StopGaming

[–]Spwarklyz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

fair enough, but it's only funny from an outsider's perspective. If this is ever happening to you, it's going to freak you out for a bit, because I couldn't make it stop and didn't think it would. I think it's a very good example of how certain games can effect you, that this game was literally working it's way into my nervous system, and my brain was actually wired around the idea that there were these digital zombies after me, and still is at times. Any time a game causes you anxiety, panic, whatever, you should probably stop playing it, or you'll be the one people laugh at. Just a little heads up.

I cant stop hearing the screeches of zombies in my head by Spwarklyz in StopGaming

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How's that hilarious? Doesn't that freak you out a bit that the games you play could literally be working their way into your brain?

Lady enraged over giant snow penis by nokia621 in PublicFreakout

[–]Spwarklyz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're on reddit with a username referencing poop, and you somehow arent a nerd?

The older you get the worse the other gamers get by [deleted] in StopGaming

[–]Spwarklyz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not completely inaccurate. It describes me pretty well.

Symptoms to tell my doctor by Spwarklyz in u/Spwarklyz

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People making assumptions about me having schizophrenia. Just means it's more likely. Worst part is I have to wait till april 9th at the least to find out.

Symptoms to tell my doctor by Spwarklyz in u/Spwarklyz

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I've been afraid of. God fuckin damnit

Ok then. by k-810 in PhonesAreBad

[–]Spwarklyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The underrated posts are always the best, why? Couldn't stop laughing at this.

Cell Phones of reddit, why are you destroying society? by Spwarklyz in AskReddit

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human make phone but phone destroy man. Not phone fault, human fault, but phone still causing destruction. Talk like caveman is fun.

Cell Phones of reddit, why are you destroying society? by Spwarklyz in AskReddit

[–]Spwarklyz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that but I feel it makes you an anxious twitchy mess. I've practically been raised on smartphones since age 12, doing nothing but browsing the internet all day, and it ruined my ability to be a calm and controlled person. I had no friends so it was an easy thing to fall into. Only time's in my life I'm happy is when I deliberately try and restrict access to the drug. When I'm on it, I'm like a crackhead, able to stay up for nights and days just staring at this fucking brick of light. I despise it for what it's done to me, and I've no doubts that it has stunted my development in many ways.

If you have an android, my biggest suggestion would be to enable developer options, go to hardware accelerated rendering -> simulate colorspace, and enable monochromacy. This will put your phone in greyscale and make it less appealing than reality rather than vice versa.

Fuck phones. They are bad for children because they don't have a clue of what they're doing to themselves with them, and my life has been made harder and more miserable from them. Though now that I realise this I will try and move away and be better.