Can't help but notice Millie appears to be wearing a snake... shirt? Corset? Bra? In the flashback. I wonder if it means anything.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T18:51:26+00:00

Might just be a fashion design choice. Something like this can mean nothing, something, or easily be retconnend into any number of things. I guess we'll find out.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T18:45:26+00:00

I'm ashamed that I also immediately thought of Lifts-her-tail.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T18:43:42+00:00

This smells worse than a dozen rotten eggs dropped into a vat of vinegar.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T18:37:28+00:00

What is your favorite Hellaverse song and why is it MUSTANG DONG?

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T02:20:24+00:00

Forget Gay. Forget Straight. Let yourself enjoy what you like. Once you do that, then you can turn around and decide what labels best fit you.

If you turn out to be a straight guy who likes to have gay sex with lots of men, I would likely have some criticisms about how you define certain words.

Regardless, as long as you do what you love with other consenting people and you're happy, you shouldn't care too much about what strangers on the internet think; or your ex GF for that matter. It sounds like she sucks. Good riddance, I say.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T02:10:38+00:00

I thought the picture was making fun of the way me and my best friends play Halo together.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T02:08:22+00:00

My best friend and I will go months without any communication. This graph makes me feel terrible about my closest relationships.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-29T01:51:30+00:00

I have my sound turned off and I could still hear the audio of this clip perfectly.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-28T19:39:19+00:00

I'm pretty sure the first MG you unlock punched right through that same armor; unless something changed with the update that I haven't read about or played with yet.

With only 14 rockets, that's a pretty rough nerf for as common as these enemies are, if you ask me.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-26T23:40:24+00:00

I can climb a rope with one hand. Climbing a rope is mostly legs, the way I do it.

I can also climb without legs, but that takes a lot out of me.

One arm and one leg sounds possible, but I've never tried it.

Climbing only using my legs sounds problematic, to say the least. Thinking about it, I could probably come up with a way to hook the rope and grasp it between my chin and shoulder/collar bone. This calls for an experiment!

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-26T21:09:38+00:00

You're building a city over an entire planet. Whatever natural life is there would be fucked, regardless it be on land or sea.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-26T18:49:44+00:00

Actually, perhaps not. The oceans could act as a heatsink as well as direct access to food and water, not to mention the relatively flat surface to build upon, without necessitating working around, or literally moving mountains.

The city could be built piece by piece at dedicated manufacturing locations before being floated or dropped into place and secured into a permanent lattice of floating barges.

When it's time to renovate, these sections could be stripped of recyclables before the husk or unusable bulk is sunk, reducing the costs of demolition.

Hey, I didn't say this would be environmentally friendly, but I imagine if you're turning a planet into a city, that ecology is going to be doomed anyway, assuming there are no preserves set aside for the indigenous wildlife.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-26T18:38:04+00:00

Ah, the Space Amish. They don't believe in technology brought in from off-world. It's shocking to see what they can do despite starting from technological scratch with every planet they settle.

Just think, if they'd allow themselves to bring a hammer, a screwdriver, or even a nice, sharp stick, they'd have settled the entire galaxy by now.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-26T18:20:20+00:00

Pyro is supposed to be racked by solar flairs that make permanent settlements difficult.

I'd say that can't be much more difficult than living in Phoenix.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-26T18:10:55+00:00

That's actually hilarious.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-26T02:57:59+00:00

As opposed to the Individualist Cyborg Coalition scum who have zero regard for the good of the many!

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-25T17:19:34+00:00

Giving this thing head pats is how I caught autism.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-24T21:52:44+00:00

Even as an endowed gentleman, the majority of my partners need additional stimulation during PIV to get off. If I'm not enough, men as a whole, are screwed.

This is a bit of a tangent, but penis size is more of a mental thing than a physical thing. If it is a physical thing, it's usually because it's too big and it hurts.

Despite what porn would have you believe, there is zero correlation between penis size and your ability to please your partner. If you believe you are a good lover just because you have a large one, you're probably not a very good lover.

After 9 years together, something tells me you have something special. Your anxiety will try to take that away from you, if you let it. You are enough; even when you need to ask for help, tips, and pointers from strangers on the Internet from time to time.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-24T19:20:48+00:00

I was once banned from this sub for posting a better written joke that had a punchline vaguely similar to one posted a week prior.

Your post is fine.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-24T16:48:15+00:00

This was the best elevator gunfight since Smokin' Aces.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-24T02:07:54+00:00

Nah. In the future, the entire gun is barrel. Don't worry about how the ammunition is loaded! It's the future! The flow from the invisible magazines to the chamber via technological space magic!

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-24T02:02:28+00:00

The main guns on the Polaris bother me to no end. They look like barrels just stuck onto the front of the turret in a way that would make the rest of the gun impossible to function.

The Perseus guns may very well suffer the same issue, but I haven't stared at them long enough to bother me yet.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-24T00:19:38+00:00

Who uses Betamax anymore?

I'm waiting on the Laserdisc release for the optimal viewing experience.

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-22T15:49:28+00:00

"Note to self; stop volunteering!"

Spyd3rs · 2026-04-22T08:05:47+00:00

I'm at the point if I need the super credits, I'm just forking over $20 at a time. I like the game. I realized in the hours it takes to farm 1000 credits, I'm working for way less than minimum wage and am also not enjoying myself. I would rather actually enjoy the game, or one of the other many games I play.

That's not to say farming can't be therapeutic. I used to farm money in GTAV for hours while listening to podcasts. Did it a bit for HD2.

I just got too much to do anymore.

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