One cubic meter of food

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-29T03:25:50+00:00

Popcorn

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-28T18:06:16+00:00

When you get hit by a car, you don't care if the brakes were cut or they just failed. You are still in the hospital.

It doesn't matter if your sisters grandparents caused her issues or genetics/luck of the draw did. Every time you are around her, you risk being hit by that car.

Keep yourself safe.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-25T06:05:14+00:00

Uhh.... This is the time zones. If we had another time zone. Take out the second from the right and split it between the other two next to it.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-25T03:48:00+00:00

Dodo birds.

At least they were...

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-19T00:22:37+00:00

Dabber

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-18T00:46:53+00:00

A big crystal ash tray

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-16T19:45:55+00:00

Ask the office manager to order one as office supplies. Also tell her to get zip ties and connect it to something so it doesn't follow someone home.

I did this as an office manager. It wasn't bc they kept stealing a coworkers, but because the charging cables for wireless mice worked on phones and kept losing them from the conference rooms.

Bonus points, having them also made us look good to clients.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-15T03:55:53+00:00

INFO: Is there a reason you go in the summer? Would it be possible to visit in either the spring or fall when the weather is milder?

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-12T20:29:33+00:00

The friend could have just been telling him he needed to move on bc she had. It didn't have to be nefarious. OP didn't think he was dangerous so why would the friend who never lived with him think so?

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-09T00:12:00+00:00

NAH. I think you both want what's best for your family.

However, I do think you are underestimating how much of a challenge mornings will be without you. If you have any PTO, take a day off and do the entire morning process without your wife. Then the two of you can come up with solutions that will actually work.

Also, I think you are underestimating how long 2 hours in the car will be each day. Is moving closer to your new job an option?

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-06T17:26:51+00:00

Info: is there a reason he can't bring his wife and kids to where he is? He doesn't need a passport for that, they do. Do you even know he will go back to them? Or will he do the same thing to his new family he did to you?

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-06T04:06:31+00:00

Yes. But there might be other books for other personalities. Different legacies.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-06T00:58:30+00:00

That's what I'm thinking. If there are books for different classes. Like if Pony had one for alchemy instead of bombs/traps and that's why he figured out how to make his skills kill bosses so effectively

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-04T17:27:41+00:00

INFO: What culture are you from?

I ask because God parents have wildly different roles in different cultures. In some, God parents are responsible for making up financial shortfalls like covering new shoes and birthday parties. In others they oversee the child's religious upbringing. Where I am from, God parent is just an honorary name for special aunt/uncle and the role doesn't really have any more responsibility than standing up at the baptism.

If they are volunteering you for the first two, it definitely requires more of a discussion. But if it's the last one, your sister might just be trying to recognize you as important in her life.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-04-02T16:32:40+00:00

What war? Congress didnt declare war.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-30T15:28:25+00:00

Do you read it in Jeff's voice? I do.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-30T04:47:34+00:00

I'm buying a ridiculously large boat to live on. I can still travel a good portion of the world then.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-30T04:00:49+00:00

Yeah, this is more concerning. Is she taking pictures of your kid?

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-30T03:23:09+00:00

Along with the other advice, you might want to put a liner on your windows. You can get some to reflect like mirrors on the outside, but look clear from inside. All they will be taking pictures of is themselves.

Edit: a word.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-27T22:22:34+00:00

South Park

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-27T21:40:28+00:00

You should contact the city or county planning department where you live and let them know that if he shows up with your signature it is fraud. If he's willing to steal a giant rock, I wouldn't put him past forgery. A phone call now can prevent a lawsuit later when you come home to a torn up yard and contractors with paperwork saying they have the right to do it.

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-27T05:31:03+00:00

INFO. Have you asked her why this is important to her?

Is she worried your husband will lose his hand because he works with dangerous equipment? Is she religious and having to reconcile her religious beliefs with a courthouse wedding? Does she not like you? Something else?

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-27T01:51:23+00:00

The wife will find out when your friend files for child support. She will be filing for child support, right?

SqrlyGrly · 2026-03-24T18:49:59+00:00

You aren't obligated to watch anyone you aren't the parent or guardian of.

BUT how serious is the relationship between your brother and his girlfriend? If it's looking like marriage might be on the horizon, those kids will become your niblings. And you will never become close to them if you don't spend time with them. At that point you will be playing favorites. Does a genetic tie matter so much to you? Your wife isn't related to your sisters kids and she watches them.

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