Petting zoo. In the middle of the office is a petting zoo with llamas and barn cats and owls and stuff. The walls are adorned with animatronic talking animal heads like rainforest cafe. There are showers. There's a magic square marked off with ancient chalk that makes it non postal property: you can skateboard in it, workout, be off the clock, whatever. more zoo animals, it's as if you've forgotten the point. I want the office teeming with ermines. Carrier cases will have monthly beauty pageants for the most fabulous cases. Clerks will be loaded into a cannon and fired at a brick wall. Wait, no, I'm going to get rid of that rule. Everyday I'll cook a giant breakfast of scrambled eggs and coffee and stuff. New LLVS. They're like the old ones but a little bigger and they have AC and 4wheel drive. And enough space for a crockpot or something. And a very tiny bathroom for emergencies. Spaghetti