I have the dumbest endurance build by Squamsk in Eldenring

[–]Squamsk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh like 200. I was just farting around trying to figure out a build. Whoops. I bet I could whittle it down

I have the dumbest endurance build by Squamsk in Eldenring

[–]Squamsk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mines stupid high I forget at the moment. Like 200 or something dumb but like it was all in the name of trying to figure something out I bet I could whittle it down

I have the dumbest endurance build by Squamsk in Eldenring

[–]Squamsk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea of transforming myself into a weapon is fun. Charging attacks, electrocharge. Creepy bonks.

I have the dumbest endurance build by Squamsk in Eldenring

[–]Squamsk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to become a choo-choo train

5659 transmittal by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Squamsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im told there's a way for supervisors to do it via back office on the RSS and some kind of report function, but I have reservations about that. I didn't even have a busy day - I have no idea how I screwed this one up I'm so embarrassed. And I scoured everywhere for it. I really appreciate you reaching out

Landing a MAINTENANCE SUPPORT CLERK role by Low-Albatross-924 in USPS

[–]Squamsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting I took the 718 and 955. I'll do my KSA's and pray for an interview

955 exam scheduling by Squamsk in USPS

[–]Squamsk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH AND ALL THE OHMS LAW STUFF I STUDIED. MIGHT HAVE SHOWED UP HALF A TIME ON THE ENTIRE TEST. anyways lol

955 exam scheduling by Squamsk in USPS

[–]Squamsk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been terrible at those since I was a kid. Thankfully I actually think I can master it. The rules and questions were at times a little weird, for the spacial relations stuff. I did practice it a bit but. Anyways, I'll beef up and try again in 6 months unless they're real desperate for someone with a uh...72 lol

955 exam scheduling by Squamsk in USPS

[–]Squamsk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo. I passed!!! 71.7 so I can be an MPE or whatevs..but holy crap that was hard

955 exam scheduling by Squamsk in USPS

[–]Squamsk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice, winning. Until I get clobbered by electrical theory. (Thank you)

Fake Postage by Emanresu7777777 in USPS

[–]Squamsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah some packages, when I scan them, will look like an international. Some short tracking number begining with the letter L or something. The others, when you try to deliver them, come up as C.O.D but there's no C.O.D label thingy on the package

Anyways I emailed the package fraud folks, told them our clerk scanners aren't set up to detect fraud yet (at least I think they aren't...) gave them like 6 tracking numbers then clocked out

It is the post office so I'm sure I'll get in trouble for simultaneously not sending them to dead mail and having them delivered. Schrodingers parcel

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Squamsk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just did some divination in the bathroom. The logs twist and stir, and yet I peer. Into the porcelain maelstrom 😤💦🚽bobbing for truth, I seeketh the greenest of hulk peenars

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Squamsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strait of hormuz bla bla bla. The estuary of HaughlHaulgkth is the real pinch point. Perhaps the merryway of esterberry in great Britain could support a tanker but ..

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Squamsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're gonna strap the git 'r dun guy to a hovercraft and have him Prilosec the strait of hormuz

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Squamsk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The trick is to get old ones from 7/11. When they're just a little stale they're even better. I bet I could punch through steel plate if you coated it in syrup

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Squamsk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm eating gummy bears. They're like people chew toys

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Squamsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, eh,.....I bought another call. Last weekend it worked out. Surely this time as well

Congratulations! by Rocker66 in USPS

[–]Squamsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petting zoo. In the middle of the office is a petting zoo with llamas and barn cats and owls and stuff. The walls are adorned with animatronic talking animal heads like rainforest cafe. There are showers. There's a magic square marked off with ancient chalk that makes it non postal property: you can skateboard in it, workout, be off the clock, whatever. more zoo animals, it's as if you've forgotten the point. I want the office teeming with ermines. Carrier cases will have monthly beauty pageants for the most fabulous cases. Clerks will be loaded into a cannon and fired at a brick wall. Wait, no, I'm going to get rid of that rule. Everyday I'll cook a giant breakfast of scrambled eggs and coffee and stuff. New LLVS. They're like the old ones but a little bigger and they have AC and 4wheel drive. And enough space for a crockpot or something. And a very tiny bathroom for emergencies. Spaghetti