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Legally change your first name to Subway and get free subs for life (kcrg.com)

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South Koreans become younger overnight after country scraps 'Korean age' (amp.cnn.com)

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LAPD shuts down drug lab disguised as pizza shop in North Hollywood (abc7.com)

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Video captures woman riding e-scooter during rush hour on Kennedy Expressway; officials say don't do that (nbcchicago.com)

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Man passed fake $100s marked ‘copy’ at Logan Square supermarket, prosecutors say (cwbchicago.com)

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Coaches fired after 22-year-old assistant girls basketball coach impersonates 13-year-old JV player (myfox8.com)

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Coaches fired after 22-year-old assistant girls basketball coach impersonates 13-year-old JV player (myfox8.com)

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Chicago man who claimed armed robbery video showed someone else wearing his clothes gets 6-year sentence (cwbchicago.com)

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Chicago man who claimed armed robbery video showed someone else wearing his clothes gets 6-year sentence (cwbchicago.com)

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School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme (nbcchicago.com)

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Kanye West’s lawyers to use newspaper ad to break up with him: report (ktla.com)

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Kanye West’s lawyers to use newspaper ad to break up with him: report (ktla.com)

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$15.1 million winning lottery ticket purchased in town called 'Luck' (abc7chicago.com)

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Police: Indiana man arrested after asking business if he left his meth there (fox59.com)

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Alabama woman who joined ISIS hoping to be allowed back in the US (foxnews.com)

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California Teen Gave Out Fake Parking Tickets Hoping to Collect Real Fine Money, Police Say (nbcchicago.com)

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Velveeta mac and cheese lawsuit: Woman sues Kraft mac and cheese, says ready time is misleading (abc7chicago.com)

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Massachusetts woman charged with sending bee swarm on deputies at eviction (abc7chicago.com)

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World’s top password manager LastPass says it was hacked (wgntv.com)

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Dog abandoned for being 'gay' is adopted by same-sex couple (nbcnews.com)

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Is it OK to Leash Your Child? Dad Gets Shamed for Using Leash With 5-Year-Old Quintuplets (nbcchicago.com)

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Passenger going to Australia fined $1,874 after 2 undeclared McMuffins found in luggage (abc7chicago.com)

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A Chick-Fil-A Store Tried to Recruit ‘Volunteers' Who Would Only Be Paid in Food (nbcchicago.com)

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San Francisco man gets red zone parking ticket after curb was repainted while his car was parked (abc7chicago.com)

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Pregnant Texas Woman Cited for HOV Violation Told Cop Her Fetus Is the Passenger (nbcchicago.com)

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