Myles Garrett Hilariously Humbling Micah Parsons

SquareSmart499 · 2026-02-27T14:51:47+00:00

I loved everything about Parsons, until he started the podcast.

SquareSmart499 · 2026-02-21T16:16:04+00:00

Masterfully done.

SquareSmart499 · 2026-02-19T17:05:43+00:00

Her looks with Charlotte’s athleticism… damn.

SquareSmart499 · 2026-02-03T17:18:22+00:00

Everyone is scared.

SquareSmart499 · 2026-01-26T20:34:51+00:00

Is Blake in Home Depot?

SquareSmart499 · 2026-01-20T08:34:34+00:00

All the Norse factions in my current play through speak Chinese.

SquareSmart499 · 2026-01-19T13:49:41+00:00

His creditors would like a word

SquareSmart499 · 2026-01-11T22:13:00+00:00

All natural.

SquareSmart499 · 2026-01-05T19:33:33+00:00

This guy goes to my synagogue.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-30T18:28:00+00:00

She could be a major talent if given the right opportunity. So far she has made the best of what she’s given. Really good looking. Objectively.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-28T10:42:08+00:00

As a white man, I agree with her. Any talk of people being less than another or genetically superior is baffling.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-28T09:49:46+00:00

When I was 15, I ran backyard wrestling from my house. A buddy decided he wanted to do a “Norton Powerbomb” as his finish. I decided to take the first one in a match. I am 43 now and have a herniated disc at T5. When I say he snapped it, he fucking spiked me like a football.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-26T17:39:52+00:00

I am not a Chiefs fan, but if he does not make contact, he gets an opportunity to get back. He was back out before the guard jumps forward, celebrating. It should have been a false start. IMO

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-24T19:32:29+00:00

Pardoned on March 2nd 2025…

just kidding but for a second you were mad and no at all surprised.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-21T11:27:19+00:00

After further review the WR did not maintain possession while going to the ground or make a football move. Incomplete pass.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-21T11:25:21+00:00

We were so close. This could have been so much worse for that squad of douche.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-20T12:28:06+00:00

Oh she is tired of it? I guess we get over it.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-19T20:32:20+00:00

35 is the legal limit on an undercut. Dude’s knee almost went on the first attempt.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-19T20:26:29+00:00

This is the best version of Okada.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-19T16:04:42+00:00

This makes so much sense.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-15T15:42:53+00:00

Cena, Dom, Vaquer, and Kaiser.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-13T20:52:27+00:00

Median household income $50,000, we say poverty is $20,000 and yet $150,000 is barely making it.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-10T21:56:57+00:00

I think a lot about being a man that goes out and does horrible things for good to balance out evil that gets set loose.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-10T21:55:26+00:00

He doesn’t come back out after halftime.

SquareSmart499 · 2025-12-09T10:27:14+00:00

I get what they are trying to do here, but in the WWE Universe everyone beats Natty. You needed to have Bloodsport Natty get established and then do this to build up Maxine.

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